The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 18: Pizza & Pantsuits

Our heroes are barely holding on to their Wednesday work ethic, dear listeners. The excitement and terror of the lunch hour has thrown the afternoon into disarray! While Agnes and Tory take a quick (or so they think) trip to the Merrowwind Mall for some new outfits and some extra-greasy ‘Za, Stuart tries to rally the wounded (pride-wise) Maxwell and a particularly grumpy Gerbbi to run a secret training session for the Gray Guard. Can our heroes still accomplish their Special Projects tasks with a split party? Will Agnes and Tory find something fun and fashionable at the decaying mall, or will they be too creeped out by the languid mall workers and bail? Will Luke Goodboy be able to help Maxwell find the missing Management manual, or will Maxwell regret getting the incompetent assistant involved? In this episode Maxwell is just like those two scenes from Mean Girls Tory has greasy little fingers Gerbbi continues his sneak-streak Stuart strains to make his own reality Agnes says Argus’ catchphrase And DM Hobert really nails an OutKast joke