The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 9: Bruce Springcheeks

Our heroes are off on a safari, dear listeners! Well, really they’re just watering the plants around the office, but playing make-believe makes everything more fun! It’s whimsical! As most of the party tends to the offices’ many plants, courtesy of Hobe Shadetree, Tory takes some time to continue her quest to become the leader the marketing department needs and feels the first symptoms of her decision to quit smoking. Can Tory resist the urge and still remain her normal knife-sharp self? Can the others successfully pour water onto plants without damaging them or themselves with pruning shears? Will Luke Goodboy ever get to check his email?? Who is the mean intern who looks great in jeans, and why is he leading an incursion onto the third floor??? IS THE KING OF NUMBERS SANTA CLAUS??? Find out in this exciting episode! In this episode Agnes finally says her guitar’s name aloud Stuart goes to jail for time theft Fleena is declared Fan Favorite Maxwell fills out a backstory like an ass filling out jeans And Tory is playing dolls while we play D&D