The Holdout Meat

Happy Thanksgiving, USA! Its been a real bummer of a year, but still plenty to be thankful for.  This week we talk about some very serious news stories, such as DANCE PANTS, Donkey basketball drama, classic video games, and an app that translates your cats meows (Spoiler: They're mocking you!).  Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news we find online with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. Then we guess which stories are real. Improvised comedy news! THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: Behold, The World's First Mobile Bowling Alley World Donkey Basketball Finals Stopped Due to Fake Donkey Death of Dining-  Cemetery Leases Land For Restaurants to Extend Outdoor Dining This App Translates Cats’ Meows Into Words We Can Understand Listen Up Poindexters, Now Even You Can Bust a Move with Dance Pants!  Man Recreates Classic Video Games Using Himself ——————————————— LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! AUDIBLE TRIAL! —————————- This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to [www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod]() PLUGS! COACHING WITH KT (https://www.coachingwithkt.com) ————————————————————- Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. SOLEHO SHOES (https://www.solehoshoes.com) ————————————————————- Find individuality in fashion! Choose from carefully selected boots, shoes, sneakers and limited apparel to unapologetically shine with bold confidence. REVOLVER RECORDS (www.revolverrecordsinc.com) ————————————————————- Our favorite record store is right here in Buffalo: Revolver Records! The largest collection of new and quality vintage vinyl in Western New York! MARKOLA (www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! KITTY BOX PRESS (www.kittyboxpress.com) ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! PS- They designed our logo! SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! (www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! (www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! (www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE!  www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com