The Infamy of Elder Red-Light

** #064 The Infamy of Elder Red-Light ** :: Jacob 5:37-77 :: How to buy an early ticket home from your mission for the low price of banging a prostitute! Brother Benjamin tells hilarious tales from his mission to The Netherlands in the early 90s; and how he slowly found himself ex-mormon in the years that followed. Then in the reading, Smitty moves on from frankensteining a solitary olive tree, to franken-grafting the entire farm so grotesquely he had to burn it down. Which was probably for the best. He mistook the olive farm for a vineyard. Olive wine sounds hideous! :: Memorable Quote 1: :: Brother Benjamin: "I don't feel like we're gonna science our way out of this." :: Memorable Quote 2: :: Brother Benjamin: "They went and looked at some trees. And it came to pass, that the trees were shit" #Reasons to stay home this Sunday# - https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/ #Join the Blasphemy# - https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom #Patreon (Bonus Episodes)# - https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom #Twitter# - https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom #TikTok# - https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast #Instagram# - https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast #YouTube# - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA #Website# - https://bookofboredom.com/ A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.