The Injury Prone XI

This week on Finding a Football Club, the irony meter explodes as Jay misses the recording of the Injury Prone XI due to… illness.Left to their own devices, Luke, Will and Roberto scrape together a team of Greek Tragedies, ranging from Dean Ashton’s shattered ankle to Kim Källström’s broken back.But let’s be honest, football is barely a suggestion. The lads discuss the sexual politics of Neymar’s family, Heston Blumenthal getting sectioned, and question if Luke Shaw has the IQ required to assemble IKEA furniture.Plus, Luke reveals he’s in the doghouse for researching Craig Gordon’s medical history, Roberto brands Phil Jones a hundred grand a week corner-taker, and Will eulogises over Adriano’s transition from PES legend to ‘alleged’ favela drug lord.