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Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 9, 2025🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness.👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable audio journey featuring a redheaded, foul-mouthed elderly woman moaning through an X-rated conversation. It’s every bit as disturbing as you'd expect.🎶 Mead Metal Returns!Tim unveils a new batch of AI-generated genre-bending covers of Mead Skelton's forgotten catalog:“Choco Taco” gets a heavy metal eulogy“Kill a Commie for Mommy” takes a pop-ska turn“You Better Wish Me a Merry Christmas” goes Middle Eastern“Fat No More” becomes an ‘80s synthpop banger“E-Girl” receives the Laura Branigan treatment🧬 Reddit’s Incest-Pro Lobby:Tim dives headfirst into the revolting subreddit r/IncestIsntWrong and its deeply disturbing community. From people trying to normalize banging their siblings to one guy announcing plans to impregnate his mom, it’s a veritable circus of degeneracy—and Tim reads the worst of the worst.🏚️ Crack House Marketing Backlash:A Cleveland real estate investor is under fire for erecting provocative billboards that read “Yes, I Buy Crack Houses.” Tim explores the controversy and whether or not the outrage is warranted. Plus: why you should never put your face on an ad if you’re going to be that punchable.☠️ Toxic Sausage Buns in China:233 kindergarten kids were poisoned after school chefs used industrial paint to decorate cakes and buns. Yes, they actually served lead-covered food. Tim covers the outrage, cover-up attempts, and whether neon food dye is worth liver failure.📞 Voicemail Mayhem:Freaks call in to:Suggest pot edibles for Tim’s momShare a David Allan Coe bar brawl storyDiscuss cruise ship musical horrors (Cats at sea?!)Endorse Vicodin as the ultimate premature ejaculation solution🛑 Not a Sideshow member yet?Support DV and get full access to bonus shows, exclusive content, and Tim’s secret voicemail line!Sign up now at DistortedView.com or directly in Spotify and Apple Podcasts!