This is old blowers and okay, we're gonna finish up this story about the spelling bee today but I didn't know that a grown man could make a pure fool out of his self But old Jack's you maker made a regular Jackass out of out of his self and I'm gonna tell you what happened And this you know, I was telling you about what happened to me last time well I was sitting there watching the spelling bee and You know, they'd spell these words and they spell words that I never have heard tell of but you know gradual people would miss a word and that had to sit down and And they would be you know, most people was in a good mood about it But every time somebody on the other team would miss a word Jack could say sit down That's all of you or something like that You know, he'd say something smart and then he got to acting like a buzzer and every time somebody on the other team would miss a word he'd go And then sometimes he'd say wrong wrong wrong I mean, he just made a regular Jackass out of his self and Gradual, you know people started sitting down and one from one team would would go down and then one from from Jack's team I'm you know, Jack's team would go down. He never did say nothing about them You know, but when one on the other team would go down well He'd he'd say something smart and he'd say go back and study some more or you know, it was it was dead blame crazy You know real disrespectful the way Jack acted and people got disgusted with him And so every time somebody on his team would would go down. They'd they'd start cheering I mean it'd start hollering, you know, cuz they they didn't have nothing to dance to other people But they was just plumb disgusted by the way that old Jack Shoemaker was acting well anyway, this went on for about an hour and So gradual everybody said down and finally they even spelled preacher Crockett down, you know, he missed some word I don't know what it was but he missed the word and he had to sit down and Jack he howled out Well, go on to the house preacher and of course preacher didn't pay him no tension But everybody was just plumb disgusted with the way Jack Shoemaker was acting well finally it got down to they was four on Jack's team and there wasn't nobody on the other team except Well, I was saying that they was up they was four people left on Jack Shoemaker's team But on preacher Crockett's team, you know, Brenda Puckett she was the only one that was left And so she had to spell for her own team So they was for the other team to spell and they took turns But every time they'd spell worded go back to the other team and since she was the only person left she had to spell, you know Every time and so but she kept on spelling and then Jack started humming whenever she would spell You know, he started humming and making noise and then sometimes he would whistle Whenever she was spelling you wouldn't believe that a grown man could act away that oh Jack Shoemaker was acting and Sometimes he'd say watch it Brenda watch it watch it Brenda Well, that went on for a while and people was really getting upset with Jack, but finally Brenda Puckett spoke up and she said Mr. Shoemaker she said I just want you to know that all this humming and whistling that you're doing Ain't bothering me a bit and she said I Didn't care nothing about this spelling bee when it started.
She said I didn't even want to do it said they they Miss Adams asked me if I would and she said I'm doing it But she said now I do care about it and she said she said I'm gonna spell you down and Everybody clapped for you know when she said that well that quietened Jack down but this went on and a couple of people got off of Jack's team and it wasn't but to left and then On the next round both of both of them I mean one of them got out they was wasn't nobody but Jack and Brenda Puckett left and they was facing each other and Jack started that humming again that he was doing and making noise whenever she was spelling But it didn't make over in the pocket no different she just spelled him words one after another well finally it was Jack's turn he was his turn to spell and they give him the word champagne and So Jack spelled it and when he did Miss Adams she shook her head and said no, that's not right Jack and everybody got to clapping and hollering and then Miss Adams held her hand up, you know to stop them and Brenda Puckett spelled the word and Miss Adam said that's right Brenda well Jack's you maker jumped up and he said that's what I said That's exactly the way I spelled it and he said if you'd listen Miss Adams You'd know that's what I said and she said no Jack She said you didn't spell it right said you put a eye in it He said I didn't do no and he's come in to cussin right there in front of them Hope had kids in there and and women in there and Jack's you maker was cussin and he said I Didn't do it put no eye in there I spelled it right well that little it wasn't a little boy But there was a high school kid over there that was running the recorder because I told you that they was Recording it for a podcast and so he wasn't rewounded it a little bit and played it and Jack She maker got to hear him hear himself and he misspelled that word or at least they said he did I couldn't I couldn't spell champagne now But but he misspelled it and it made him mad and he jumped up and headed for that I don't know what he was gonna do But he headed for that boy and old Carl was sitting there and he jumped in front of him And he said you better go the other way Jack so Jack went around and he went out the door and And he We was all laughing at him, you know for acting the way you done and everybody was clapping and They kept hauling sit down Jack sit down Jack sit down Jack but by that time Jack had got out on the porch and We was sitting there in the schoolhouse and everybody was congratulating Brenda Puckett for spelling that word right and Just about that time Rock sailed through the window and it busted the window and it didn't hit nobody it just busted the window out and People was you know people jumped up to see what was going on Well, there was two boys out there on the porch Oh, Luther Magruder and Johnny Falk was out there smoking and they seen old Jack's you maker do it They seen him throw that rock through the window and so they run him down both of them together run down and brought him back in and the sheriff said Jack's you maker you under arrest and he took him to jail and He he so that's the way it wound up Jack's you maker spent the night in jail And I never in my life seen a grown man carry on no such way as that but They all congratulated Brenda Puckett, but she didn't she didn't you know say much to him She was just mad at Jack as a reason and she Reason that she done that she just didn't she was like the rest of it She never had seen a grown man act away Jack's you maker acted well His balls was in the crowd his boss is Tim Mulcan and so he he told everybody said it's just as quick as I can find Somebody he said I won't far him. He said he got no business down here and so every time They everybody sees Jack's you maker They'll say have you got any champagne Jack just makes him some mad and Then sometimes they'll say sit down Jack sit down Jack and they just make fun of him all the time and He gets mad you know cusses, but it don't do him no good and so he is he is a but of all the jokes down here But it's his own fault now. I don't never say nothing to him I don't I go in that drug store sometime I'm I take a couple them subscriptions and I had to get him to fill him But he ain't gonna be there long cuz old me Marking is going for him just as soon as he can find another one of the medicine men So anyway, that's the end of the story But I just told you that cuz I ain't never in my life See nobody makes such ass out of himself as Jack's you maker done and I didn't have no idea that he was that way But anyway, that's the end of the story and I'll have something You know better or more interesting or maybe a nicer story to tell you on the next podcast