The Joan and Jeff Show #12

Rob's not ready. Apparently I'm a slave driver!!? We talk about Rob's acting ... check him out at Triggerstreet.com and search for "Extreme Close up". Debbie phones in but she doesn't like being on air, Rob then reveals that he has her breasts on his cell. I tell about Rob being a bastard on the previous, unreleased show. Rob's can of beer smells like burnt rubber and chimps turds. We tell how the two lead actors went on a bender last night. Rob does a Morrissey impression! We explain that the Philharmonic Pub in Liverpool has the nicest urinals. Roadkill is where artistic young people go. Chat up lines. Rob sings … oh my god, no! Then he starts doing his Jeremey Clarkeson impression. I make Rob sick by tugging on my nostril hair. Shout out to Mathew Taylor of Afternoon T. His photo is on the web site. He claims he has the 3rd worst podcast of all time. The computer stops recording again. We do a Madonna impression. - badly. Are Madonna's legs made of newspaper? Finally we finish the story of Rob's dead body being thrown down a drain! Rob goes for a piss and pissesth like a horth. Apparently 2oz of muscle turns to fat after you're 30! I think Rob's having a mid-life crisis. I messed up videoing some girls playing football. We tell a story from a previous film. I get high and mighty about alcohol - don't do it! Rob explains why God has abandoned us all.