The Joan and Jeff Show #16

The missing second half of the birthday show. More wine tasting. We’re still confused about what episode it is – will we ever learn to count? Can you guess the identity of the “It’s nice,” catchphrase? Why are sausages called bangers? I’ve lost Brian Marquis’ photo … then I find it. Rob’s shiny trouser advice, then he messes with Mr. T. I’ve swapped to beer tasting. We impersonate Jean Michel Jarre … badly. I describe a glitch music concert. I get a text message from my mum. “Just be sensible!” we tell our cycling story. Rob’s relationship woes. American love us Brits so we test our knowledge of American geography. Sea level. Rob says “You know,” a lot. Infinity vs infinity. Rob’s pans. My dad’s theory of molecular chemistry. Sea level again. We’re proud of our crap statistics. Freddy Parrot-face Davies. My five year cut-off. Al Pacino is back. Rob’s singleness is pulling the show down.