This is old blowers and I wanted to get back to that story that I was telling you yesterday about the kitten scandal that we're having down here and it's got the whole community tore up, you know, and I went I was telling you I'm not gonna go over the whole story but I was telling you about stopping in at that beer garden down there and and they They they was just a big old crowd down there all earning and whistling and you couldn't even get in the door So I went on back home after I got my grape knee high I went on back home and and I run into Flossy butts the next day and I asked her asked her what it was and she just sniffed at me and she said Those devils loose down there is what she said. She said it's a just like Sodom and Gomorrah well, I think that's a story from the Bible ain't I believe that's what it is But anyway, she wouldn't tell me nothing about it And she just said I didn't need to know nothing about it And then she told me if I wanted to know to just go up there and see for myself Well, I want to hunt it up old Jimmy Vanderstig, you know, he knows everything that's going on down here and his daddy got him a garage You know, he's a Jimmy Vanderstig has helped me out a bunch of times You know, I've told you about him helping me and I went up to Jimmy and I asked him I said Jimmy what in the world is going on down there that that that beer garden or Carl's place and You know, I told him about going in down there and how crowded it was and the he He thought I was just pulling his leg, you know, because apparently everybody down here knows about it It's sent me and of course I I've worked pretty hard, you know with these cows down here and and sometimes I don't know what's going on so I said no Jimmy, I don't know nothing about it And he's he kind of got to laugh and and he said well, them kittens is down there, you know I don't Camden kittens a kid in her Camden kittens is what they call them and I said oh, yeah, I know about that I've seen that act before and he said oh no you ain't he said they've changed it and I said well how have they changed it and he said well I couldn't tell you it's just something that you'd have to go down there and and see but he said you won't be disappointed I'll tell you that so I kept at him and he just wouldn't tell me he said you go down there and see for yourself He said you need to you need to see that anyway Well, I couldn't find out nothing I asked two or three other people and they told me the same thing Jimmy Vanderstig told me so Next Thursday wasn't the next Thursday because I couldn't get down there, but two weeks later I got down there early, you know before they opened up and there was two or three people standing around down there and I walked into the the Beer garden and I went up to that big old table that they've got right in the middle right in front of the stage, you know They've got a big old table down there and um, I went up there to the table and and stood around ordered me a another grape knee high and uh Oh coral come out of there now coral is a professional wrestler and he he you know, he'll go about 300 pounds and don't know Nobody food was coral. He runs that place up there. He owns it and he's a good old boy I don't mean that you know, he's just as good to everybody's he can be as long as you don't give him no trouble You know and I don't know anybody that does because uh, you know, he's one of these people that you wouldn't want to fool with and uh, He told me he said uh, mr.
Porter. He said you can't stay here unless you want a bet He said this is a betting table and uh, I said well coral what is it that we're betting on? And uh, he looked at me for a minute and he said you mean you don't know and I said well, no I don't I ain't got no idea what you're talking about and he said have you seen These kittens this a captain kittens down here and I said well, yeah, I seen them about a month ago But I ain't seen them right or recent And uh, he's he put his hand on my shoulder and he said well now mr. Porter I'm gonna tell you he said what they bet on down here if you want to know he said They bet on what kind of what color underwear these kittens are going to have owned He said that's what they're betting on.
He said they always come down here and they bet the color of the underwear that they're wearing And uh, I said well, coral if I was going to bet I said how would anybody know what color underwear the girls is wearing and he said oh, you know, don't worry about that. You'll know so I would by the by that time the place was filling up and I could I could tell right then that unless I stayed there at that table That they was going to crowd me out and I couldn't see nothing and so I said well, Carl I'm fixing to stay here and I'm going to bet And he said well, it cost you $20 is that's what the bet is it's $20 And I said well, I'm gonna stay here and soon as uh, they start betting I said I'm gonna figure out what the bet known I mean how to bet I know what you said they was betting on But I'm gonna see how to bet and I'm gonna put me down a bit just one time I said I don't never gamble ain't never gambled in my whole life But I'm gonna make one exception this time and I'm going to gamble So he told me that was all right and he clamped me on the shoulder and he went on back in the in the kitchen Now I'm going to tell you in the next Episode what happened what I found out down there and you ain't gonna believe it and you ain't gonna believe what happened to me But I I will tell you this much. I didn't win no money that night. I thought I did I thought I had won and I was just tickled to death But as it turned out, I didn't win nothing and didn't nobody else win nothing either But I'll tell you about it in the next episode that I'll be on here tomorrow and I'll tell you the rest of the story