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Sep 5, 2019 6 min

The “label” for the “wall” is “twisted!” 😬

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I try to stay away from politics but dawgit, I couldn’t help myself. So today might be best described by some as pure ridiculousness! 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Welcome to the Tweed Trends podcast. Hey, Evette, what's trending today? Hey, I'm Evette, hey girl! And you are tuned in to Tweed Trends.

It's the quickest way to find out what's trending today. Hey there, so I know on Tuesday, I never said how often I was gonna be coming back. Like, what's the schedule, right? So right now it looks like Tuesdays and Thursdays, I'm gonna be doing this whole podcasting thing here.

So please, by all means, join me. Today's show, I got three things to talk about. Now you know I try to stay away from politics, but there's something that is just itching at me to say. So, got a little bit of politics, and the rest of this stuff is just plain old fun.

So let's go ahead and get this politics thing out of the way. The talk now is about, once again, this border wall, and now, instead of Mexico paying for it, yeah, yeah, because you know Mexico, they were told, they were gonna pay for this wall, and so were all the Americans. And now it looks like the Pentagon is pulling funds from the military. Now initially I heard that it was the military.

Now I'm seeing stuff where it's saying that it's pulling funding from 127 Defense Department projects. So it's military, but maybe not the military portion that we tend to think of, with soldiers marching in machine guns and stuff. It looks like a lot of it's coming from schools and daycares for military families. Come on, seriously?

So first off, I need y'all to come to me with the bottom line, because I was listening to Rachel Maddow last night, and she was saying that, you know, this can't be done because there is a bill that's already been passed that says that the money cannot be taken from the Department of Defense. And now here this is saying, just today, as a matter of fact, just two hours ago, that, yeah, so maybe it's not military proper, but the other stuff that you military guys use that you don't really need to take care of your kids. I don't know. Hey, truth be told, military families, they tend to have a lot of babies, because when those ships come and go and deployments and whatnot, they begin busy, you hear me?

Junior, not from me. Anyway, so I'm really not feeling this. Come back with information when it is all laid out, and we know exactly where the money is coming from, and then let's have a discussion. So now I saw this one and thought it was pretty funny.

It's saying that Heinz is repositioning its bottle labels so that they can guide you to pour a catch-up perfectly. Now first off, I want to know who all is having issues pouring their catch-up, that they need the label turn, just so that you know the exact angle to hold that glass bottle to make sure that the catch-up comes out. Like really? You know, you have the thing where you hit the bottle in a certain place to make the catch-up come out, you know what, maybe I'll just need to fix the bottle if it's that difficult that you have to turn the label so that people know how to hold a bottle to get the catch-up to come out.

Sure, this might be a thing where people get all excited and want to do it. So this is Heinz Canada that's granting this wish to everyone, that heard everybody's complaints and decided to be that very godmother, and be like, I'll fix it for you. But seriously, changing the label? I don't know.

I don't know if that's the move. Personally, I prefer the kind that just sit upside down anyway. So the weekend is right around the corner, and I saw this advertisement for something that I feel like every family's got to have this. It's an inflatable twister that can just like turn family game night into something that is larger than life.

Like, oh my gosh, now let me say this. I never play twister with people. We had the twister game, but my parents were older, and they wouldn't try to hear that. My siblings were older, and they wouldn't try to hear that.

So I play twister by myself, and I can tell you that is probably one of the most loneliest things. Yes, feels sad and sorry for me. I play twister by myself. And so I'm seeing this thing, and I'm like, oh, got to get it, got to get it.

I saw that price tag, and I'm like, mmm. Maybe I'm just going to put it on my list of Santa. Yeah, it's $2,000 for this inflatable twister game. But if you get all of your best buds together and ship in to get one and keep it at somebody's house or just rotate it from house to house, think of how much fun you're going to have.

Now, this is going into the perfect season for it, because it's about to be fall and it's going to be cool. Play and twister out in the backyard in the fall. Come on now. Who's with me?

Who's going to join me? We can put our coins together and get one of these. Huh-huh? What do you think?

Thanks for joining me on Tweet Trends today. Do me a favor and head on over to Twitter or Instagram and follow me at Heavette. That's at H-E-V-E-T-T-E or just look for the hashtag tweet trends. I hope you have a great day and God bless.

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