The Last Testament Audiobook by David Javerbaum (contributor)

https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/57/ to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Last Testament Subtitle: A Memoir by God Author: David Javerbaum (contributor) Narrator: David Javerbaum Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 11-01-11 Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 126 votes Genres: Comedy, Memoirs Publisher's Summary: Over the course of his long and distinguished career, God has literally seen it all. And not just seen. In fact, the multi-talented deity has played a pivotal role in many major events, including the Creation of the universe, the entirety of world history, the life of every human being who has ever lived, and the successful transitioning of American Idol into the post-Simon Cowell era. Now, as the earth he has godded so magnificently draws to a Mayan-induced close, God breaks his 1,400-year literary silence with his final masterpiece, The Last Testament. As dictated to his mortal amanuensis, 11-time Emmy Award-winning comedy writer David Javerbaum, God looks back with unprecedented candor on his time in the public sector. He takes us behind the scenes of Genesis, setting the record (un)straight on the real first couple, Adam and Steve, and challenging long-held notions about the viability of containing a phylogenetically complete double bestiary within a 450,000-cubic-cubit watercraft. For the first time, he breaks his silence on Jesus Christ, shedding light on a father-son relationship as heartwarming as Will and Jaden Smiths. And he reveals his true feelings about his third great faith, Islam, WHICH ARE NOTHING BUT POSITIVE AND RESPECTFUL. But The Last Testament doesnt just look back. It also offers Gods perspectives on the perennial quagmires of love, marriage, and smiting. And he takes an 27.99 unfiltered look at contemporary society, addressing such hot-button topics as: Critic Reviews: "Damned comical. Amen." (Kirkus)