I suppose so. Let's just make sure. Check. Oh yeah.
Take the quarter. Check. One, two. Take the quarter.
Don't put the quarter. Don't put the quarter in your mouth. Is this displaying a child? Don't do that.
Come down from there. I don't have a quarter. I'm using a button this time. I found a button.
Antime sugar. What if Antime sugar was babysitter? I think it would sound a little bit like this. I'm going to turn your mouth.
Here comes the airplane. The airplane is just that. The plane. Oh no.
Stark. Alright. Kingie. What the fuck?
Oh we're back. Time-water? This is crazy. Welcome to Kingie the official Stephen King movie podcast.
The official podcast of Kingie. The official podcast of long detours. The official podcast of running out of movies and then remembering that there are longer versions of the movies. We already watched Dan and Rob here.
He's a K.A. Dr. Larry D'Angelo and Robes war. This is a war.
Here's the thing. I didn't just come up with those names off the dome. I'm good. I'm not that good.
When we do these, we have the video session going to humanize the experience of podcasting for ourselves. When you do that, you pick a display name and we always do these little movie inspired. We always try to keep it on theme because we're professionals. Rob, I'd like to share something with you.
Please. The time is 1034 and I am logging on to record the long norm and directors cut episode of Kingie. I predict Rob's display name on the video session will be Rob the pronounced robe. Partial credit?
Pretty good. I'm going to start doing this every week actually. Just see if I can beat you to it. Yeah.
That's fun. Everyone likes to know it all. Everybody likes somebody that knows it all. That's what makes Joe Smith such a compelling protagonist.
He knows it all. Eventually he knows it all including his phone numbers. He knows a few things. He knows lawns.
Moing them. He knows cigarettes in your gasoline. Bad stuff. Bad stuff.
He knows a cybe-man. He briefly knows what's the monkey's name? Roscoe. This is the Roscoe cut.
We're talking about lawn mower man. The director's cut. Directed by Brett Leonard. Of course directed by King.
Put some respect on his fucking name. Brett Leonard who directed such films as The Lawn Mower man. And Virtuosity. Yeah.
Which is, I mean, you know, you might be able to tell from the name similar in subject matter to The Lawn Mower man. Such a fascinating, missing understanding. We should do Virtuosity on the show. Virtuosity is a crazy little movie where Russell Crow plays Sid, like 6.9 or something.
He is like, he's a computer program that is made up of all of the craziest fucking serial killers and most evil people in history. And why would someone do that? Oh, because they're so fucking twisted. That's the scary thing about these computers.
That is a scary thing. You can make one, you can make a program that's a bunch of nasty guys. It's funny to see like the, you know, this is the pie in the sky 90s version of what people thought VR would be and much has been said about this already. Sure.
But like, since the last time we talked about The Lawn Mower man, VR had like a brief. Fake comeback. It had a little bit of. It had a boom.
Mark Zuckerberg pushed all of Facebook's chips in on VR, assuming people would want to hang out in a Wii work in VR in like a Minecraft style. We were. Yeah, I mean Zuckerberg had that thing. I feel like the Apple goggles or whatever the fuck they were called like from 6 months ago.
Yeah. I feel like that was a similar thing where not technically VR, although you can watch VR shit with it, but it was like, what if your reality was a bit more augmented? What if you could do minority computer screen, but only you could see it and it got a little bit more than that. I could simply walk up behind you and take your wallet out of your pocket while you're doing it.
Yeah. I'll tell you why, Rob. Yeah. The only Apple goggles I need are the ones I wear in September and October for the bobbing competition.
Hell yeah. Who's with me? David. David.
David. David. Where am I? It's at 6.
Apple high-rise up. You know what's a goddamn shame all around the subject? Of apples? Yeah.
Talk to me. Very hard to find Pink Lady apples these days. Really? You're having a.
I feel like my local grocery stores are lousy with Pink ladies. I'm always seeing Honeycrisp, which are, say it with me, too sweet. Really? Yeah, dude.
I like Honeycrisp. You like a Honeycrisp? Yeah. Child.
You have a pallet of a child. No, you know, I mean Pink ladies are, the ideal apple is a perfect combination of sweet and tart. So Honeycrisp are a, yes, it's a dumb down apple. It's a sweet man's apple, but they're so big.
They're like the size of my head. It's perfect. It's great. I like that about it.
I like feeling like a child when I'm holding a big old apple. I have to eat it with two hands. It's like a, it really is like an old hobo. It's like the big rock candy mountain.
It's a dream. Exactly. Apples as big as your head. But when I say it, the S is whistle.
Apples. Yeah, I can't do it. Yeah. I don't got it.
Anyway, straight up, get me a tea bird's leather jacket the way I can't get enough of these Pink ladies. Yeah. You're like, give me more, give me more of those Pink ladies. The words are not giving me more.
Oh, it's tell me more. It's tell me more. Tell me more about where I can buy these Pink ladies. Yeah.
What's a, what's the last song? Are they sweet and they're taught? The last song is a go together. No, we go together like, oh, ramma, llama, llama.
It's the one with all the doo-wop. Yeah, it sounds sense. You're the one I want? No, that's right before.
Okay. I'm conflating Grease songs here. Thank God we're not talking about Grease today, but the lawn mower man, the director's cut, the long version. Yeah, Dan called this, this meeting the long mower man and I agree.
It is longer. There's a lot more of Roscoe, which is we, we really makes a whole ass character out of Roscoe. Yeah. I mean, like any original cut.
So for, for people just joining us here. We used to do this thing called King me. All right. We've talked about this lawn mower man movie.
We did a whole episode on the theatrical cut. This years ago, this was like Old Testament. It was then it was fire and brimstone. People coming at us left and right saying, we want to be called King me to say no.
Yeah, we said boot on your neck. It was no holds barred. We booked guests. Sometimes.
Yes. Not always. Not always. Now never.
That's right. But we could again. Yeah. If only someone worthy would come to us and say, please let me on the show.
It's not going to happen. Yeah. So is unworthy. Anyway, so many years ago, we talked theatrical cut and then I feel like this was maybe like around pandemic time, somewhere like just before or after or something.
We even we even recorded an episode just on this director's cut. We talked about this. That's true. And then that was lost.
Yes. It got sucked into the mainframe and then wouldn't stop calling us. That's true. So now we're back.
We're back putting on we're getting on our gyroscopes. We're putting on our wetsuits with LED lighting. We're putting on our special suits that Disney cannot sue us for for stealing from Tron. That's right.
They are different enough. It's very different. Don't think about it too much. We are putting on our hay straw blonde waves.
Our Trey Parker in basketball hay straw blonde waves. Yep. I did. I did not the mower.
I did feel like while I was watching this, I was like Trey Parker saw this movie and he was like, that's my hair. That guy looks good. Yeah. I want to look like that.
Fashion idol. Job. The lawn mower man. Also in the original cut, I think we get like a two or three minute cold open of a some sort of a cyber monkey attacking security guards and ultimately being shot dead and gunned down in his prime.
Hey, his prime eight. All right. Oh my God. In this, I mean, we just get a full story.
We get a full Waco style stand off. Yep. Yeah. And the, you know, we have this extra footage, but they kept the take where Larry gets the phone call and someone's like, your monkey's dead.
Yep. And they're like, how dead is he? And they're like, not that dead. He ran away.
Only mostly dead dead in that dead to me. Certainly. After what he's done, he's certainly in this corporation. He's got no place here, but he's a dead man.
Well, on all four is this really what I mean? He's fucking dead when I get my hands on him. Larry, I got my hands on this fucking monkey. Larry begging people not to kill his not to kill his best chimp.
Yep. He says this like 10 times. He's like, that is my best chimp. Do not kill my best chimp.
This is my best chimp. The only thing missing from this version, this opening sequence would be Roscoe jumping out of the tree with a gun in both of his hand hands and both of his feet hands. Oh, yeah. Because he's a chimp.
He's got hands for feet. Yeah. So it's a keynote pure keynote. You know, I'm a fan of the Planet of the Apes movies, right?
And I don't know if they ever do that. Do they do? Well, it's like how you're getting around. Well, yeah.
But like even, I don't know, you think an ape can hang from like a branch and then use his feet hands to shoot a machine gun or something like that? Sure, sure. Something like that. Is it just, you know, it's just too silly, isn't it?
I suppose it is. Ultimately, I suppose once you start getting into that, people are like, I don't know about a planet of apes. I don't know if this is what we should be wasting our time on. Is this stupid?
I love the Planet of the Apes movies. I haven't seen the newest ones, but I do like yours. I've never seen even one Planet of the Apes. Dude, I'm the first, the originals, right?
The first four, I say, are really worth it and like varying degrees of good to great. But like the fourth one, especially I fucking love the fourth one, which is the Jaws 3D of the Planet of the Apes sequentially. It's, I mean, not to spoil a 50 year old movie, but the movie is basically the Apes uprising in modern times. And they just, it's a full revolution where there's like this blood rise rise of the planet of the Apes.
No, this is conquest of the Planet of the Apes. So is this an old one like from the past? It is. It is like 50 years old.
It's probably from 73 or four. Is that the one where they show them burying the Statue of Liberty most of the way? Come on boys. Let's get shovels.
Now this will be a great joke for somebody later on. When they come down the beach and they're like, what's that? Not all the way, not all the way. I got a vision.
Yeah, yeah. Enough about planets of apes. We're only talking about ape. Let's talk about ape.
Yes. Roscoe, another thing we should mention about him. If you haven't seen this movie, go see this movie. Let's start there.
Yeah. This is a real treat, a feast for the senses, especially if you like strobe lights. We're like strobe lights. Joe Blights, Joe Blights, for sure.
Roscoe, we should also mention is wearing a funny little sort of outfit, cyber warrior. Well, yeah, he is a cyber warrior. He's being trained. Here's, I mean, this is the central tension between Dr.
Larry Angelo and his employers. What is it like virtual reality institute or something? Yeah, something like that. It's something as stupid as that.
He wants to train, he wants to use VR to advance humanity to help us to our next phase of evolution, enhance communication and knowledge and understanding and just human potential. This is how exactly what everybody thought computers and the internet were going to do for us. And look at us now, baby. Techno optimism, I believe they called it.
Yep. Now we're in an era of techno, techno. Oh, yes. Techno.
Now we're just calling it 3.0, Web 3.0. But his employers, whatever they're called, they want to use this for war. They want to train super soldiers. These guys are always just war profiteers, war monitors.
You know, it's always a lot like small soldiers in that way. In that way. In that way. Who's in this movie?
We didn't know you want to talk about how Jeff A. He's in this. Yeah, I want to talk about how in 1992, Jeff A. He was kind of like not in anything really big.
He's sort of a B-movie actor in general. He's in a lot of like erotic thrillers. But like this is a bit of an erotic thriller. Well, it does get a little erotic there with Jeff A.
He and and Marnie. That's a name. That is our name. It's Marnie from Girls.
Yeah, it's Marnie from Girl. Is that Alison Williams? Marnie? I don't know.
I've never seen that. Oh, Dan, you would hate it. You know, maybe I would. I think you would.
But because they're all just like, they have fake problems. Well, because you hate women, I think it's mainly. I do have my issues, but you know, it's not all bad over there. No, I mean, it's what's her face.
It's a yeah, Lena Dunham. Lena Dunham. I'll tell you what, I've heard so much good about this show. It's been sort of like, you know, people mocked it at the time.
It also got a lot of praise at the time. But I feel like there's been a bit of a rehabilitation. Oh, okay. And so maybe I would like it because I want anyone to get mad at me.
All right. Have you seen it? Do you like it? I saw like the first season and a half or so and then I sort of dropped off.
What happened? Hate women, Dan. No. I just lost interest in all of it.
I don't know. I kind of annoyed by the characters. The characters to me are kind of annoying. And I was just like, I don't know if this is for me.
And that's okay. Yeah. Yeah. The one thing I know about this is like, she's like trying to get a media job.
And it's like, how could it? What's in it for me? You know, we're talking about the emotionality of like not getting your media job that you want. Well, yeah, that's tough.
It is tough. Anyway, Jeff Fahey. Yes. Among his credits, he's in the planet Terrors and the Machetes.
Well, that's a thing at a certain point. I think so he was in lost the TV series, like he came in season three or four or something. And I feel like it was kind of a reclamation of Jeff Fahey, like it sort of rejuvenated his career. He was in some of these other like, he was in the Grindhouse movies and whatever.
And then he became like kind of, he grew into a certain look where he just sort of fits into movies a little bit better than he did. He wasn't leading Man Handsome early on. Handsome guy, he's absolutely yoked once he becomes full lawn mower man in this. But it makes sense.
Yeah. More of a like a sleazy guy. Yeah. He's gonna maybe get into Gauths with a woman who wants to kill her husband for the insurance money, that kind of a thing.
Oh, I like it. Yeah. Yeah. He he belongs in situations that James Hurley stumbles into.
Yeah, exactly. Right. Jeff Fahey gets into those situations on purpose. So he's in this.
He's in this motherfucker. Here's Brosnan in this as our antagonist, Dr. Larry Angelo. Yeah.
Of course, you know, James Bond, the fact that they get in a guy named Larry Angelo. It's just the funniest thing in the world. But the fact that they do get in a shot of him carrying a duffel bag full of plastic explosives and holding a, you know, like an assault rifle with one hand. Yes.
Bond style. Thank God. Thank God they made the climax of this look like the beginning of Golden Eye. Yeah.
I mean, you just watch one right after the other bleed right in. Yeah. Yeah. Dr.
Larry Angelo. So the the Trevellian of this thing. Yeah. So he plays a scientist trying to advance human evolution while also drinks a lot of bushmills.
I got to whiskey. He's staying drunk. He's Jane smoking in the basement. Yeah.
Why he's got a fucking cigarette in his hand, which it's just like a fun sort of choice to be like, I don't know what else to do here. Let me let me play with this cigarette the whole time. He is just constantly like, I don't know what to do. He's tired.
The entire movie, he seems just so behind me. Yeah. 100%. This man's never had a normal day at work.
And his I'd also forgotten just how much of a shrew they make his wife. Oh my God. I love. I mean, you know, the women, you know, the women of lawn mowerman, which I think we will be releasing a calendar later on in the year for next year.
There are three months in a year, right? Yeah. But the women in this movie are, you know, not really fleshed out. Well, one of them gets pretty fleshed out.
Oh, that's true. Know what I'm saying? Of course, Dr. Larry Angelo's wife, Carolyn, is just a heartbeat of a woman.
You promised you'd take me to the city. Yeah. Which city? We don't know.
That's OK. Is this a real root for no one marriage? I got to tell you, this whole movie is a root for no one situation. What kind of like Joe?
Maybe you do need to get in here and face something. Yeah. Maybe you do need to give everyone a call. Yeah.
It's his wife is constantly yelling at him. Also he is a bad husband. He lives in the basement. He spends all this time flying in VR.
Yeah, flying, falling or floating. What's next, Dan? Fucking fun. I there was a moment in here.
This was like watching this again was like visiting an old friend. Totally. There are so many scenes that end with like an ADR line that just beat you over the head with something that was like very apparent. And this is my favorite one where she's like, what's next?
Fucking. And there's like another line where he's like, this is brand new technology or whatever. She's like, well, maybe new technology, but to me it's the same old shit. Right?
Meaning like you and your bullshit. Totally. And then on her way up this there's a EDR her going, goodbye Larry. In the theatrical version, I think that's the last that we see of her is that she just sort of leaves and then we don't.
Maybe we got one more scene, but like she's kind of- She doesn't get step-furred wives. No. She's not unceremoniously gunned down by the feds. Yeah, which this is a much fitting ending for that bitch to get gunned down while she is being like controlled by Job.
Job armed with all of the knowledge and human existence is forced to conclude your kind of uptight lady. Chill out man. I thought it was it's kind of fun to have Joe be like, you know, in 1992, this is our idea of the internet. Okay.
What does one man do with all of the information and his fingertips, right? And in now 2024- Takes them in Larry's ears to find the secrets. Exactly. Oh, yeah.
In 2024. Yeah. In 2024, he's, I mean, this is, we all have this information on our fingertips and we are all just yelling at each other. The flip side of that is AI now is just like, ah, it's this thing.
It's just learning. But it's, you know, like they had that AI thing on Twitter from maybe like a year ago, and it just immediately turned into like this racist thing because it was just being fed all of this racist shit from people. Right. And that is kind of what Job would be, I think, just yeah.
Well, the thing I thought was so funny is like it does sort of walk backwards into getting some things right in the right ways. Like the idea of a Job is like, that seems like what a guy like Peter Thiel or Mark Zuckerberg, like these are how these guys think of themselves as like cybergods. Yeah, cybergods who all get like yoked. Yes.
And they're all on the lawnmowerman diet. Right. They're all eating grass. They're all eating grass.
But you know, Larry Angelo with some pretty, you know, you know, pretty insightful thinking here says that you have all this information, but no wisdom. It's temperate. It's untempered by wisdom, which you can also say for the tech lords. Oh, totally.
So actually, God, are we, is the world just run by lawnmower men? I think God is so stupid that now the lawnmowerman is, it seems prescient. The thing with the bees probably won't happen long odds on the bees. Sure.
But how long before we get a Roscoe seven, eight, nine or whatever the Roscoe's. Oh, like how many Roscos we went through? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. What is up? You know, part of me was like, is it weird to just jump back into King me, but we are using monkey experiments as a sort of pivot point. Yeah.
Out of the Flanagan material. Out of the, out of the flanosphere, out of the flanosphere and into cyberspace. That's right. Yeah.
Trading one back into the icy bath of cyberspace. It's good. Yes. I feel like, I almost feel like all of my guts and juice are getting sucked out of me.
Oh, hell yeah. Damn, I was the last time you got your guts sucked out. All right. Okay.
All right. If my, Rob, I was thinking about this the other day, even if my insurance covered, getting my guts sucked out, i.e. liposuction surgery. Sure.
I know it's like very dangerous and does not have any long term benefits. Yeah. I would do it so fast. Oh my God.
Like, I'm always thinking about, you know what? If enough people head to Patreon, that's like $50 a month. I will get $5 a month. If I have a hundred bonus content.
Yeah. I'm 150 a month. Well, the Ozempic tier. Yeah.
And really that does work to your benefit because it's like ensuring years more of content. That's right. That's right. To come.
Current rate, you guys have six to eight more months of me. So yeah, this works your advantage. So lawnmower man. Because cold open, we see, you know, Roscoe in the cyber space fighting little, little guy shooting little guys with a little video game gun.
Yeah. He's in a poly gun landscape fighting an army of bad guys. We see Dr. Larry Angelo arguing with a bald man.
He's the best chimp that I've ever had. You talking about Tim's? You talking about Sebastian Tim's? I'm talking about Tim's, of course.
Who else is in this moment? We skipped over everyone. We got Jenny Wright who plays Marney. Not a whore.
Whores do it for money. She does it because she likes it. Then you're quoting the film. That's not you.
No, that's my editorializing here. No, I am editorializing. That's how I feel. Shit.
Well, I mean the man who says that and Harry, Terry McCain, a ha job. Me boy. How do you like you? Me brother, me brother, father McCain.
Hello, I'm father, McKean, Job. Job hello. Yes, you should have killed these bugs. Why didn't you kill these bugs yet, Job?
I have to beat you with the belt and maybe. No, calm down me mean broader. Anyway, the Irish man you heard, that's got to be Jeffrey Lewis. King alum Jeffrey Lewis, of course.
From the last time we watched this. He's also in Sounds Lot. He's the grave digger. And his brother, Jeremy Slate, is like an old actor.
He's like an old timey actor. I don't know. One more man was like one of his last things. Was his last movie.
He turned off guys. His last thing was one episode of My Name Is Earl. Yes. He came out of retirement just for one Earl.
One Earl. They're like, please, Jeremy, we need you. We need you back, man. Do you think his career was at all hampered by someone cruising slate and him going, what?
All right, we got this guy out of here. He's just eating up money every time he talks. That's right. Well, we got Uncle Hank, Dean Norris, of course.
The creator of Schrader, Bach himself or Schrader, Brown, whatever it is. Yeah, Dean Norris doing like, I know we talked about this last time. The thing he's going for where he's trying to be sinister and cold, but he's just being quiet and mumbly. The shop will not tolerate any sort of miscalculations.
Kind of talks about the whole time. Bit of a nose for Otto. Bit of a nose for Otto. Didn't we just talk about Dean Norris?
What was he in? Something. Maybe not. I don't think so.
I think that guy's just in everything. He's been in so many things over the years. We got the Dean Norris. Who else?
Austin O'Brien as Peter Parkat. Not Peter Parker. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's like Marvel Studios just like, all right, get the lawsuit ready.
All right, let me just write this down. Peter, and then let's see the last name. Well, I'm not going to read the whole thing. I'll just spell it out.
What the hell did you say his name was? Parkat. This is a Peter Parkat. Well, I guess that's different.
Austin O'Brien from Last Action Hero. Yep. And of course from one more man to Job's War. Where Jeff Feike gets unceremoniously recast.
Do you think he wouldn't come back? Yeah, they couldn't get Feike out. Frewer in. Frewer at the juice though.
He had the cyber juice. He was Max Headroom. He did have the cyber juice. Remember in that movie he had no arms or legs also?
He was just a torso boy? Yeah, like a Johnny Getcher gun kind of guy. I don't remember that at all. Yeah.
So when he spent so much time in cyberspace. Well, in this we're like to believe he spent so much time in cyberspace that all of his fluids were drained from his body. Of course. They got slurped up like that.
Slurped up like that that Scarlett Johansson monster would do. Oh, yeah. The one under the skin. Under the skin.
Yeah. Sebastian the crab. That's right. Under the skin.
Under the skin. My suggestion if you run into an alien version of Scarlett Johansson out on the streets of Ireland. Don't kiss the girl. My suggestion?
Just go for it. Fuck it dude. Just go for it. She's very pretty.
Have you seen that movie? Yeah. Good. Good flick.
Good flick. Funniest part is when she's like with a guy in there about to have sex and he's like, why isn't your vagina opening? She gets up and she's like, she has to look at it in the mirror. Like I guess this doesn't work the way that you wanted to.
And then they carry on. We've all been there. We've all been there. She says, I swear to God this never happens.
I swear to God, I'm not an alien. Least funny part when she watches that family drown or whatever. Oh, fucking hilarious. When they go back later on that night and the baby is still crying on the beach.
I mean, it's, you know, it's obviously not supposed to be played as funny. But when the dog jumps in the water and then like kind of drowns and then the woman goes in after the dog and then she kind of drowns and then the man goes in after the woman. Yeah. It's like, it's a little funny.
I mean, that's a rule. That's a rule. That's a rule. Three.
I thought I was saying that. God, I can never remember what this is from, but I have this vague memory of like, uh, it's like a sketch where a bunch of people are at a pool party and they're all eating burgers and someone like those swimming and they're like, hey, 30 minute rule. And one by one, they all jump in after them and all drown because they all just ate a hamburger and they get a cramp. Uh huh.
Kind of the same thing. Kind of the same thing. Yeah. Also, the tragedy in tragedy in comedy, it's just fine line.
We got to find the line. We got to find the line is so Roscoe here, he breaks out of his, you know, his cage. The amount of like monkey puppet hands doing stuff. Monkey business.
It's pure monkey business. Yeah. It's just like a guy's hand in a hairy glove, hairy rubber glove. Yeah.
Him taking like an unbent super clip and jimmying the lock. Yeah. There's like, what's, um, who's the guy who does all of the motion caption stuff? Ray Harry housing.
No, no. Oh, no. That's stop animation. Oh, Andy Sirkis.
Andy Sirkis. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, this is early circus.
This is like when he was just a young man trying to impersonate apes and he's just doing hand stuff. Yeah. He just had like a pair of gloves that he brought to set. One day, one day I'll be covered in dots.
You just watch. So he gets out. He straps on his laser tag kit. Yep.
He's got cool goggles that give him, again, they're like the apple, apple goggles. It's like, yeah, it's a little like Terminator vision or like Robocop vision. I like that we always see it do is switch mode. Like we always see it be like switching modes and it always switches to thermal vision.
Ah, thermal. It's all it does. Yes. But there's like a bunch of stuff on the screen.
It's very cool. Yeah. I mean, none of it means anything really. He goes up to a guy, you know, the guy like the security monitor terminal.
It was. Yeah. He like zeros in on the guy's gun and he's like, I want that. Now here's a question.
Yeah. It's in this as security tech. Is that Doug Hutchison? Oh, that gets domed.
Great question. Is it Doug Hutchison? Is he the first one to get fucking domed? I don't know.
Could be. Could be. I'll work on it, but we can. I mean Doug Hutchison, another King alum from the Green Mile King alum and I'm just gonna say, all around great guy.
Great guy. Very cool personal life. I think it's very cool that he got his girlfriend, his 15 year old girlfriend's parents' permission before he slept with her. Let's just say it.
He's old school. He's old school. Listen, mom, dad, your daughter's not getting any younger, unfortunately, for Mrs. Mary.
Very funny Fox News headline. Doug Hutchison recalls marrying teen bride Courtney Stodden in memoir. Oh, did he? Oh, he remembers that.
I look back finally on that time when I married a 15 year old. I wasn't sure that was gonna make the cut of the memoir. I do. I mean, like the idea that he's like, I'm gonna make it like I have somewhat of a problem.
I have to make it all legit. So we're gonna get this nice and legal leak. I don't think Doug is the one who gets domed. I find the still of him.
Does he turn into balls later maybe? Or does he get attacked? No, I don't think he's balls. I don't even know if we see him die.
He might just be an extra or something. Yeah, well, the shot I see of him here. He's wearing glasses. Probably won't recognize him.
Oh, Clark Kent style. And yeah, it's just a still you can see him talking to Tim's, but I don't remember this at all. Anyway, what was this thing in the X files played like a tombs tombs? Was he tombs?
He was tombs. Yeah, tombs on tombs. Yep. Wow.