The Lazarus Island Incident

You know those Saturdays where all you want is to anchor off Lazarus Island, have a cold beer, and mind your own business?Yeah… so did we.About forty-seven boats had the same idea. By lunchtime there were hundreds of people partying, someone had brought an inflatable flamingo for reasons nobody could explain, and somehow our boat became the one everyone wanted to climb aboard.Finnigan found himself defending the Noordic 26 armed with nothing more than a boat hook and poor life choices, while I did what any responsible skipper would do……offered running commentary from the helm.Then the lady in red stood up.What happened next is still argued about in marinas across Singapore. It ended with a stolen bottle opener, a very confused flamingo, absolute chaos, and seven words that brought an entire anchorage to complete silence.To this day, nobody can agree on what those seven words actually were.