The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142

GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers. Stop leaving yourself vulnerable to data breaches. Go to my sponsor https://aura.com/pearlmania500 to get a 14-day free trial and see if any of your data has been exposed Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Old Time Alien Scams 0:58 - Evil Aliens, UFO Cult, and Shake Weight Pyramid Scheme 6:37 - Absolute Relaxation all the way to Mars 23:38 - Horrible Midwest Food, Chat GPT, Fleetwood Mac 34:11 - Where do are old Myths Come From? 41:01 - Khauga Takes William to Mars 48:52 - The Tiki Bar in Delaware 54:19 - Where did the Martians Come From? 1:05:21 - The Shake Weight that Built a Pyramid Scheme 1:17:59 - His Cult Gets Arrested by Chicago PD 1:29:47 - What Happens after Death?