The Leftist Papal Universe Of Madness

A Vatican "apology" erupts after the Pope's own bishops and a left wing "non-profit ministry" called New Path claim Pope Francis said a homosexual slur during a live speech, and no you heard me correctly, I'm somehow actually not making that up. Michael Cassidy agrees to a charge of third degree criminal mischief after he beheaded a satanic statue representing total hellscape depravity and old and brand new studies 15 years apart from each other claim that religious people are less likely to be anti-social and more so less likely to engage in pre-martial sex. Are they really telling the truth? If not, why publish the study anyways? Turns out there's a worse reasoning behind it, I'll mention what that reason is. Finally in place of the "failed your doctorate section" this time we will once again look at scenes from South Park Religious Takes.