The Life of a Showboy: Cameron’s Version

Dating in LA is a stage — and Cameron Carr and I are here to judge the auditions. We break down the city’s performative dating culture (image, access, “brand-safe” chemistry) and answer the only question that matters: do you make him a Lover, or Exile him? From soft-launch purgatory and “audition energy” to consistency vs. potential, we spell out clear walk-away cues and green-flag keeps. Swiftie Court is in session, the gavel is tiny, and the verdicts are practical: how to stop chasing applause and start choosing partners who show up off-camera. Rate/review if this helped you exit stage left at the right time.