The Lockr Room Grlz #18 : NHL Summer Shenanigans: Hockey, Golf Addiction, Wrinkle Wars & Weird Island Essentials

What exactly do NHL players do when they’re not skating at top speed or growing playoff beards? This week, we dive deep into the wonderfully weird world of the NHL offseason—from golf tournaments and cottage escapes to questionable summer hobbies that somehow always involve expensive polos and tee times. We break down why hockey and golf are basically the ultimate athlete love story, and why NHLers seem biologically incapable of taking a summer without swinging a club. Then, because we’re all trying to age like fine wine instead of expired milk, we chat anti-aging tips, beauty hacks, and the desperate things we’d do to keep wrinkles from becoming permanent teammates. And finally, we tackle the truly important life question: if we were stranded on a deserted island, what completely ridiculous, unnecessary, but absolutely essential items could we not live without? Expect hockey humor, golf jokes, beauty banter, survival nonsense, and the kind of chaotic conversations that make absolutely no sense… yet somehow feel deeply relatable.