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EPISODE · Jul 8, 2025 · 36 MIN

The Long, Strange History of Lagrange Points

from The Multiverse Employee Handbook · host Robb Corrigan

Ever wondered how to achieve perfect work-life balance in the vacuum of space? Join us for humanity's most successful example of building infrastructure before knowing what it's for! 🎧 Love the show? Help us improve in 2 minutes: https://tally.so/r/nr1evM Join us as we explore gravitational equilibrium through the lens of corporate facilities management and cosmic real estate. In this episode, we present "The Five-Point Parking Scheme" - a tale of what happens when sales department creativity meets 18th-century French mathematics. Discover why gravitational equilibrium isn't just floating in space aimlessly, but the universe's most elegant solution to cosmic parking problems with spectacular views and no meter fees. Whether you're a space enthusiast, facilities manager, or just wondering how to store prize horses at mathematically precise locations, this episode has something for everyone. AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenAI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists - not AI). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human. https://multiverseemployeehandbook.com  

Ever wondered how to achieve perfect work-life balance in the vacuum of space? Join us for humanity's most successful example of building infrastructure before knowing what it's for! 🎧 Love the show? Help us improve in 2 minutes: https://tally.so/r/nr1evM Join us as we explore gravitational equilibrium through the lens of corporate facilities management and cosmic real estate. In this episode, we present "The Five-Point Parking Scheme" - a tale of what happens when sales department creativity meets 18th-century French mathematics.Discover why gravitational equilibrium isn't just floating in space aimlessly, but the universe's most elegant solution to cosmic parking problems with spectacular views and no meter fees. Whether you're a space enthusiast, facilities manager, or just wondering how to store prize horses at mathematically precise locations, this episode has something for everyone. AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenAI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists - not AI). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human. https://multiverseemployeehandbook.com

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