The Magellans on Their Least Favorite Films

Any therapist worth their salt will tell you that it simply doesn’t do to dwell on the negative. Allowing your mental wheels to grind against the woes of the past will only serve to make you more bitter, more defensive, more paranoid, and ultimately less open to the many opportunities and triumphs of the now. Unless, of course, you’ve decided to mark every tenth episode of your unsuccessful film podcast with some kind of special episode, in which case you’re more than willing to shred your mental health by immersing yourself in the trauma tank that is bad movies. No matter how forgiving of a viewer you are, everyone has a list of movies that they can’t stand, the ones that leave you reeling in total disbelief at how anyone was able to produce so many consecutive minutes of pure agony and call it entertainment. Thus we come to the subject of today’s episode of Magellans at the Movies: our least favorites. Hit that big green play button and be sure to have a glass of water on hand because things are about to get spicy!