The Making of a Warlord - Yoda's Origin Story

In this episode, we’re going back to the very beginning — to the night a cold, soggy, half‑dead kitten appeared on my mom’s back doorstep and promptly changed the trajectory of our entire household.What arrived that evening wasn’t so much a cat as a damp pastry with opinions. A tiny croissant with a pulse. A creature so pitiful and so determined that we had no choice but to take him in, syringe‑feed him, and hope he didn’t simply evaporate overnight.But Yoda didn’t just survive.He ascended.This is the story of how a 1.6‑lb, eye‑glued‑shut, sneezy little goblin transformed into a 16‑lb feline warlord who thuds when he jumps, patrols rooftops like a vigilante, and rules the household with a mix of charm, chaos, and unearned confidence.It’s emotional, it’s ridiculous, and it’s one of my favorite stories we’ve ever lived through.If you love origin stories, dramatic glow‑ups, or tales of tiny creatures who refuse to die quietly, this one’s for you.