"The Manifesto of Everything"

In the world’s most confident debut, Knubbs finally steps behind the mic to explain why everyone else has been wrong since the beginning of time. If you’ve ever felt like "facts" and "logic" were just getting in the way of a good story, you’ve found your new home.In this introductory episode, Knubbs establishes the Knubbs-Standard of Truth—a revolutionary system where if you say it loud enough, it’s legally a fact. We also dive deep into the household mystery that science is too afraid to touch: The Junk Drawer Conspiracy. Why do we all own a key to a door that doesn't exist? Why is there always one dead battery? Knubbs has the answers, and they involve interdimensional portals and questionable physics.In this episode, you’ll learn:The real reason your junk drawer is a linguistic black hole.How to win any argument by simply walking backward.Why the moon is probably just a giant disco ball with a blown fuse.Featured Segment: Ask Knubbs – Our host solves a listener’s social anxiety with a technique involving zero eye contact and maximum confusion.