The Manufacturer's Recommended Maintenance Schedule for Marriage

A famous 19th century socialist assured us that marriage, money, and religion are responsible for all the problems in the world. Since Robert Owen was a socialist, we know that the truth is exactly the opposite of what he said. The best things in the world (Civilization) are due to marriage, money, and Biblical faith. Getting a garden isn't the end; it's the beginning. Now you have to maintain it so it doesn't turn into a jungle. Acquiring a car is the start of following the manufacturer's maintenance manual to preserve the car's utility and value. If you don't maintain your airplane, it will eventually fail. Marriage isn't the end of a path; it's the start. Okay, you're married! Congratulations but now isn't the time to sit back and relax. Now is the time to set in place the maintenance schedule. In this show, your rabbi presents 12 items in the manufacturer's marriage maintenance manual. 3 things husbands must do; 3 things wives must do; 3 things husbands must avoid and 3 things wives must avoid. Now you're set to enjoy a long and happy marriage. Congratulations!