The Many Reasons This Bullshit Was Fake Last Night

What a joke.And no, I’m not talking about the roasts and the punchlines at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last night. Trust me, that would have been far funnier than THIS bullshit.I’m talking about Traitor Trump staging his third fake assassination attempt in the past couple of years.He has a history of this fuckery. Every time people get too close to connecting the dots between him and the Epstein files, something like this occurs. Ditto about his abysmally low approval rating. He always pulls some BS move to distract from his many crimes and sins.I talk about this latest political theater in today’s episode of our podcast. I appreciate you tuning in for it. Thank you for lending me your ears as always. It helps to have good friends to laugh at this mockery of our common sense together.Hey, at least we aren’t as stupid as the MAGA dickheads who believe it actually happened.© 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.Mooch is giving you all half-off discounts on paid subscriptions today, to push toward our goal of buying a small RV to visit our Mouthy Militia members. So let’s do it! It’s only $2.49 a month or $24.99 yearly to support our independent journalism.And she scores some peanut butter bones for each new paid subscriber. Thank you for considering it. We value and appreciate you all!Click HERE for 50% off!If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia! Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe