The McTaco War

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A 15 year old girl in PA is struck by lightning inside of her home and we can't tell if she had superpowers before of after the event but she's definitely a superhero now, A shooting at a local Taco Bell is allegedly not connected to the shooting at McDonalds that happened hours later and directly across the street (Fast food war? Too early to tell.), Thieves in India return statues after having a Tell Tale Heart moment they plead to take back the statues to stop the nightmares (Definitely cursed statues), OnlyFans creator's Instagram was taken down and she knew only one way to get it back initiate Operation Bang Every Facebook Employee I Find Until My Instagram Works Again (not creatively named but highly effective), and Cambodian government pleads for people to stop picking penis plants because they're going extinct (prompting the creation of Rum Runnas Newest Charity: Plant More Plants!). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On: Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Featured Stories / Sources: Lady Lightning / WTAE: https://www.wtae.com/article/north-huntingdon-15-year-old-girl-struck-by-lightning/40015046?fbclid=IwAR1FuWgy7dATcZZ6TEzyUM-CWYjkBBHcOys2TcthzAD0kmVVyLx11lWEzK4# Fast Food War / Atlanta Journal Constitution: https://www.ajc.com/news/crime/police-shooting-at-mcdonalds-not-related-to-taco-bell-shooting-yards-away/WE6NTOMLCJCM7GKGNFUPPGWCUY/?fbclid=IwAR3Jk6EcLmhguqpYYjdNRg8lpDLmNFwZj7iXy-AlgBHwJ1i4qhDNftzmxME Returned the Demons / The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/17/were-fed-up-with-scary-dreams-thieves-return-temple-treasures?fbclid=IwAR2zzLQjP2qLLkbOgb2Ct-CBKWPfUuSYoZNRicb1CyxQlrYdQiWzip5SScw Sex is the Most Effective Bargaining Chip / Futurism: https://futurism.com/the-byte/instagram-reinstated-sex-facebook-employees?utm_campaign=trueanthem_manual&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3n5MGJmLZAfNKhCY43ds2AiJCCP60IC6TJMQ2OgAucIQ7oJoJ4Gvw3J78 Don’t Touch the Penis Plants / Live Science: https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked?fbclid=IwAR3tNGHzGn1SGYnR-xa5Zx96kwkXkf75lEbjaomxfmks7Po3-BovTxpYJfI Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices