The Mean One

"The Mean One" was the film, a holiday tale But alas, it turned out to be quite a fail. The acting was wooden, the plot was quite thin And the special effects were downright dim. But still, we sat through it, munching on our treats Hoping for a twist, a surprise, a great feat. But no such luck, the movie was a snooze Leaving us yearning for holiday booze. So if you're thinking of seeing "The Mean One" this holiday season, We'd recommend giving it a pass, for all this episode's reasons.