The meanest Reservoir Dog cries, Elle MacPherson is kidnapped, Liam & Noel’s beef starts in loaded

Back in the 90’s, somebody somewhere thought it was a good idea to let a chaotic group of dysfunctional berks loose on A-List celebrities all over the world. We were in over our heads but nobody told us. Tequilla-soaked Reservoir Dog Michael Madsen – still dressed as Mr Blonde for a photoshoot – is taken to an East London “boozer” by Bill on a Friday afternoon. The Hollywood actor soon breaks down in tears before going rogue in grand style.Ben ends up in bed with a Neo-Nazi and, as attention around loaded grows, the magazine sends Tim to New York to make sure its first supermodel shoot, featuring Elle Macpherson, goes according to plan. It doesn’t. And a ransom has to be paid.Plus, Bill and Ben’s next issue cover picks, office life before Health and Safety and regular feature “Planet of the Vapes” – well, do you know what Gen Z’s call “a girl dinner”? Clue: It’s like “boyfriend jeans”, or something. No, us neither.00:00 Wild Date Confessions00:50 Podcast Intro Chaos01:30 Theme Getting In Over Your Head02:49 Bill Meets Michael Madsen05:12 Tequila Tears And Fallout08:55 Ben Digital Dating Disaster12:00 Tim Lands Elle Macpherson Shoot14:54 New York Fashion World Shock17:19 Money Threatens The Shoot20:06 Brandy Phonebox Negotiations21:37 Shoot Saved Photos Held Hostage23:17 Cover Shoot Triumph24:38 Sell Me The Cover24:54 Danny Dyer Pitch26:05 Joe Marler Debate28:57 Carpark Quote Corner30:29 Inside Loaded Office32:37 Yucca Plant Chaos35:16 Best Issue Three Picks35:27 Oasis Early Interview37:54 Torino Ultras Feature40:24 Girl Dinner Trend42:12 Final Sign Off