The Micro-Penis + a Costco on Meth | Ep 16

Drew and KB’s August 18 episode of Beers on the Table jumps from an Empire of the Sun sound check and cheap-tour logistics to Michael Phillips’ GoFundMe micropenis surgery, Tommy John eponyms, and Sophie Cunningham flooding KB’s algorithm. Chapters00:01 Cold open: the half-inch question, plus WNBA, Brewers, Packers01:40 Show open: Drew, KB, beers, August 18 in the good land01:54 Empire of the Sun sound check and why EDM tours print money04:13 Fly-ins, house PAs, Summerfest, and the Dropkick Murphys’ Europe warehouse08:49 State Fair band vans, too much gear, and KB’s no-load-in rule13:06 The unexecuted acoustic writers-in-the-round idea14:22 Michael Phillips, 0.38 inches, GoFundMe, and “Phillips surgery”22:32 Tommy John at 83 and a tour of eponyms29:52 Sunk costs, Yelich, Ortiz, Contreras, and who should challenge pitches39:12 Brewers take the Dodgers series and still get no respect42:51 Enes Kanter, Sophie Cunningham, and a cursed TikTok feed47:38 Helmet chips, wing sauce, and Admirals fight negotiations50:13 State Fair is Costco on meth, plus the podiatrist shirt53:38 Watch Tires, then Friday’s Packers–Broncos pregame from Tampa1:00:28 4:20: the Titanic slide nobody from 1912 can complain about1:00:32 Mariners tonight, hang onto summer, make good choicesFollow Drew and KB on 97.3 TV, then come back Thursday. Friday: Packers–Broncos pregame with Red Hot from Tampa, In the Huddle. Happy Place Hemp: happyplacehemp.com, code 973TV for 25% off. Make good choices.