The Monday Night Smash-and-Grab

Welcome to the very first episode of Devils in the Box! Because if there's one thing the internet was screaming out for, it's another bloke with a microphone talking about Manchester United.In Episode 1, Joe dives headfirst into the chaotic 2025/26 season. We're talking Michael Carrick's incredible unbeaten run, Benjamin Sesko breaking local speed limits against Everton, Sir Jim Ratcliffe's penny-pinching leading to a £44m commercial black hole, and the latest wild transfer rumours linking Marcus Rashford to Hansi Flick's Barcelona. Plus, we celebrate the glorious sight of Tottenham in a relegation battle.👇 Drop your thoughts in the comments! Should we sell Rashford to Barca? Can Carrick keep this run going?⏱️ Episode Chapters:0:00 - Intro: Why another Man Utd podcast? & 25/26 Season Overview (Spurs in the mud!)02:19 - Monday Night Smash-and-Grab: Sesko's 35.3 km/h Sprint vs Everton04:32 - Boardroom Banter: INEOS Profits & The £44m Commercial Black Hole06:36 - The Injury Curse Strikes Again: Patrick Dorgu's Hamstring Heartbreak09:58 - Transfer Rumour Mill: Marcus Rashford to Barcelona for Spotify Subs?14:57 - Outro & What's Next for Devils in the Box🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. After a brief stint churning out soul-crushing clickbait some online football sites, Joe is taking to the mic to bring you honest, banter-ish, and slightly cynical takes on all things Manchester United. Audio-only for now, but fully-fledged video content (complete with dramatic thumbnails) is coming soon!Music:Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/sunrise