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EPISODE · May 5, 2026 · 47 MIN

The Monks Suckle At The Teat Of The Elite

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On today's episode, the Monks chat about their favorite hacks for living a great life in California. Their number one hack... Suckle at the Teat of the Elite! Live as close as you can to the wealthy areas to benefit off of that one tax they don't evade; property tax. Drive on those evenly paved roads, stroll on those wide sidewalks, and savor the smell of the manicured gardens. But do beware that Timothy's mother will absentmindedly forget to pay for that endangered sashimi she ordered. There are no southern grandmas poppin' mouths here to correct behavior. Just the silent judgement of your clothes, car, and hair cut as you overhear them talking about their latest vacation abroad. Refine your pallet and take your seat at the outdoor patio. Sorry inside is reserved for residents. Watch today's episode of The Monks Official Podcast YouTube channel or listen wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe & share! Talk to you soon! Apple podcast link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monks/id1821976580Spotify podcast link: https://open.spotify.com/show/5GpqDDeXXN7AsaFgUkpRKU#comedy #conversationalpodcast #married #relatable #storytimehttps://youtube.com/@themonkspod?si=aTak4DDq3Cdw-lOw

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On today's episode, the Monks chat about their favorite hacks for living a great life in California. Their number one hack... Suckle at the Teat of the Elite! Live as close as you can to the wealthy areas to benefit off of that one tax they don't evade; property tax. Drive on those evenly paved roads, stroll on those wide sidewalks, and savor the smell of the manicured gardens. But do beware that Timothy's mother will absentmindedly forget to pay for that endangered sashimi she ordered. There...

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