The Moody Blues' NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN or KNIGHTS or possibly both if they're in the KKK but maybe just incels or DIY handymen

Play along at home with the lyrics:[Verse 1]Nights in white satin, never reaching the endLetters I've written, never meaning to sendBeauty I'd always missed with these eyes beforeJust what the truth is, I can't say anymore[Chorus]'Cause I love youYes, I love youOh, how I love you, oh [Verse 2]Gazing at people, some hand in handJust what I'm going through, they can't understandSome try to tell me thoughts they cannot defendJust what you want to be, you will be in the end[Chorus]And I love youYes, I love youOh, how I love youOh, how I love you [Flute Solo][Verse 3 repeat of 1][Chorus]'Cause I love youYes, I love youOh, how I love youOh, how I love you-oh'Cause I love youYes, I love youOh, how I love youOh, how I love you-ohJump to section:(00:12) Introduction but no waffling like you get on some podcasts. You know the ones.(01:51) Song title, writers' details, rubbish about cricket etc.(06:20) To the lyrics. - Peter mansplains us through with his pedantic theory about petty complaints and incels(21:46) Dave takes us through his theory involving do-it-yourself (DIY) projects(31:52) The artist's comments(39:39) Other theories from the internet(52:03) Misheard Lyrics(54:22) Notable Trivia(58:27) Farewells and ⁠⁠⁠give us money⁠⁠⁠Would you like to appear (well, vocally) on the show? Do you have a pop song or ear-worm from the SMOOTH FM genre that’s infested your mind and needs to be investigated? Visit this page ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://speakpipe.com/lyrics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to record us your own voicemail hot-take on your specific smooth song of suckiness. You could be on a future episode! (you can always email sound files or text your thoughts to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ if that's easier). Cheers!Find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram etc @LyricsPodast ... and we're on all your favourite podcasting platforms.Sound clips are included for educational reference, criticism, satire and parody in fair use. Clips remain the property of the respective rights holder and no endorsement is implied. All information and opinion is performed and expressed in-character and does not reflect reality or genuine commentary on any persons (living or dead), bands or other organisations, or their works, and is not recommended listening for anyone, anywhere.