The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - April 14th, 2026

This morning on The Morning After, a man is on the run after punching his coworker in the face one minute into his shift, a man wearing a cow costume stabbed a family member, a man showed both his butt and anus at a fast food restaurant on Florida/Not Florida, a former Arena Football League player is standing outside the Detroit Lions’ offices in hopes that he’ll get a tryout, our MVP shot a man over Pokemon cards, a beaver is accused of stealing wood, and a bus driver has lost his job after letting a woman sit on his lap. 00:13 - Man punches coworker one minute into shift08:33 - Man in cow costume stabs family member14:48 - Florida/Not Florida24:09 - AFL player standing outside Lions’ offices31:36 - MVP39:23 - Beaver accused of stealing wood44:37 - Bus driver fired after letting woman sit on his lapSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.