The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - January 16th, 2026

This morning on The Morning After, a Canadian fisherman attacked someone on the ice on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a man’s penis was buried under a 70-pound tumor, we went to Applebees on Missed Connections, we had an update on the bear that was recently evicted from underneath a man’s crawlspace, our MVP tried to stay inside a Walmart all night long, a man stealing a car found a brick of cocaine, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?10:06 - 70-pound tumor ‘buries’ man’s penis15:10 - Missed Connections22:12 - MA Update26:42 - MVP33:20 - Car thief finds brick of cocaine39:23 - Things We MissedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.