The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - January 28th, 2026

This morning on The Morning After, there are more ‘gangster grannies’ than ever, a ‘ticking bomb’ in a trash can was actually just a big dildo, a man missing a thumb stole a gun on Florida/Not Florida, a woman was attacked by a snow leopard while trying to take a selfie, our MVPs had sex on the sidewalk in front of a pizza place, a pizza delivery driver was upset with his lack of tip, and a blinged out bear was stolen off someone’s front porch on the westside of the state.00:13 - Gangster grannies08:14 - ‘Ticking’ bomb was actually sex toy14:06 - Florida/Not Florida22:19 - Snow leopard selfie attack29:08 - MVP36:24 - Pizza delivery driver upset with tip41:38 - Blinged out bear stolenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.