The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - March 9th, 2026

This morning on The Morning After, the UK’s Swingathon is adding some fun new features in 2026, a woman broke into a home and ate Fruity Pebbles on Florida/Not Florida, a teacher was caught peeing in a coffee can in the classroom, our MVP was a prisoner that snuck away from his duties at a charity event to have sex with a woman in a porta potty, scientists in Japan have developed an onion that won’t make you cry, and neighbors called police on a woman with noisy frogs in her backyard.00:13 - Swingathon adds new features in 202607:26 - Florida/Not Florida13:19 - Teacher caught urinating in coffee can20:25 - MVP27:41 - Onion that won’t make you cry33:46 - Police called for loud frogs in backyardSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.