The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - May 5th, 2026

This morning on The Morning After, more men are getting penis filler, a meme artist in Seattle held a funeral for a long-closed Taco Bell, a man drove a stolen car to the police station on Florida/Not Florida, people in China are making digital versions of their exes, our MVP bit his dad’s thumb off during a hotly contested darts match, teens in the UK are bypassing age gates by drawing mustaches on their faces, and a couple setup a website for people to sign up to ‘crash’ your wedding. 00:13 - More men getting penis filler08:32 - Funeral for closed Taco Bell15:03 - Florida/Not Florida22:03 - People making digital versions of exes28:08 - MVP37:09 - Teens drawing mustaches on their faces43:07 - Couple sets up site for ‘wedding crashers’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.