The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

Today on the show:Meade Skelton serenades us with a shockingly honest confession to credit card abuse in his new song, Daddy’s Credit CardThe power of butthole fingering as a motivational toolA Florida woman weaponizes her bowels in a road rage incident (yep, someone shat on a car hood)Tim unveils his vision for "Legal-Sized Bread" — the revolutionary new loaf that threatens Big Bread’s status quoA neighbor with a taste for chaos assaults a house with a can of corn (and yes, he pleads the fifth preemptively)Plus, we dive deep into the surprisingly vast world of grandpa porn (yes, there’s a Twitter account for that)Also Featuring:A jingle for Legal-Sized Bread that slaps way harder than it shouldOpen house foot fondling, and why Florida realtors are covering their toesDelco drama: Woman blames IBS and karma for defecating on a vehicleTaser-resistant Florida man defies all logic and voltage during an arrestTrouble and Mrs. "Not Nothing" steal sand in the most polite way possible📞 Voicemail Shenanigans:DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein.🫓 Sideshow Freaks:Bonus audio is dropping today, and tomorrow’s full-length episode is exclusive to Sideshow members. Sign up now to get all the filth and fun.00:00:00 Introduction02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread04:59:05 Meade's New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man Scenes)15:39:23 Man Feeds On Taser / Refuses To Go Down21:07:18 Elderly Thieves Caught In The Act Of Stealing Sand27:54:05 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:37:05 Road Rage Ends In Car Hood Covered In Human Poop35:10:09 Open House Foot Fondler39:49:10 Watch Out! This Can Of Corn Will Cream Ya!42:29:17Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending