The New Normal

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW: - Police in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina, rescued of a family of ducklings that fell down a drain. The babies were reunited with their mother and escorted by the officers to a nearby pond. - A quirky new piece of research has listed the top baby names for the future financial advisor of the family. - Stanford researchers are working on a smart toilet that can identify the user’s butt to help determine their health. - Someone has uploaded video revealing several objects apparently flying close to its surface, casting convincing shadows as they move from sunlight into darkness. - A survey suggests the amount of time a woman spends shopping during her lifetime adds up to more than eight years. - In a study, married people (43% very happy) are happier than unmarrieds (24%). - A 30-something New Yorker seeking a “germ free” girlfriend during the coronavirus pandemic has hung dating flyers along city running paths. - Institute of Medicine researchers say there is no proof that mega-doses of antioxidants like Vitamins C and A help the body and in fact they may do more harm than good. - Hard work really does pay off, say scientists (Academy of Finland) who found that perseverance leads to better grades and higher achievement in school. -A woman sprayed a Walmart cashier in eyes with Lysol after being told that there was a limit on the number of cans she could buy. - A passenger claims an Aer Lingus staff member pulled her from the toilet with her pants still down and threw her in her seat as the flight was about to take off. - Some Blaze Pizza locations in the US are selling ‘2 for $2’ toilet paper rolls right at the register. BODY PARTS WE DON’T NEED • Pinkie toe: • Wisdom teeth: • Vomeronasal organ: • Most body hair: • Female vas deferens:. • Male Uterus: • Appendix. WEIRD NEWS - A man coughed on produce - A man coughed on a store employee - A Naked burglar tells cops he has coronavirus - A man punched his mother for hiding toilet paper - Drivers busted for covering license plate to avoid toll WATER COOLER QUESTION Question: 93% of us say we buy THIS every month. What is it? DEEP THOUGHT: What you enjoy is much more important then what you have. Lowtree Studios lowtreestudios.com