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So what? We're like a Looney verse, am I right? Yeah, well, you really could say that. Well, what was, how do you kind of start that?
I went in being like, you saw first time. I saw first and fresh after singing the conjuring, oh no, for the first time. And so I was like going to the nun, like kind of already like, all right, I'm not going to expect much from this. So you haven't seen conjuring to yet?
No. Where the nun is first introduced where she's brought on to the cast. Where? Yeah, her culture.
Yeah, she's been to the view. She stills on it. So yeah, I haven't seen her debut yet. I was prepared for the vibe and that was helpful because I was able to kind of have fun with it, but also like, it was okay.
I think it was pretty bad, but also I was never bored. Right, I would say that. A lot of it was, I hate doing this because I don't like people do this, but Zach and I were just like, was bringing a lot, like, wait a minute. This is, but she said, so this means we laugh at a lot of things, which, like none of that, like I'm having so much.
No, our audience laughed at a few things. Like, what? Like, it was just, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, it's not pretentious, but I just wasn't like super inspiring to me as a viewer. No, um, so.
You just screamed. But it had like a very like old horn when we throw back and like, there was an element of that that I was like down for. Right, and this is where I feel like the movie falls to the most short is that it had the potential to be like a house on a haunted hill, ask like, whoa, we're gonna go in and be crazy, but kind of just like. That's in prices there.
Not. It's like, it opens the door of crazy and it kind of like peeks in, it gets a sight of crazy, but then it goes, add too much closer to her. Yeah, it was just, ehh, kind of need to see it again. Should we go into it?
Yeah, shall we? Other thing, Mother Shall we? We begin with a little replay of the Conjuring 2, which she was not a replay when you first on. Yeah, I was just like, what, it was the, uh, the, the.
It was just like, we saw a night, saw your death. Oh, right. And it was just the state coming through his body. I heard normal people who haven't watched the movie more than listen to it in theaters.
Yeah, I just went what? And I just accepted it. But yeah, yeah, so it's like, oh, cool. And then we go to Romania in 1952.
Good times, baby. Just two, um, let's go girls. Should I have two rights towards playing? I mean, two nights just running away from a demon.
Soul sister. Hey, sister, soul sister. Where'd you get that demon sister? Okay.
Okay. Okay. I don't know if we should talk about this later, but here's already where the confusion begins. So we barely started.
And I was already like, wait, so they're walking down this hallway, right? Yes. These two nuns. None and up.
None, none, none, none, none, none, none, none. No, it's like sister or something. And sister, something else. Something and sister Victoria.
Yeah, one doesn't need a name in the Wikipedia summary. Sister, sister, sister, sister, sister. And then, um, so they're walking down a hallway. It's very misty.
A lot of process. Whoa, I forgot the word for cross. Wow, sounds team and team. So they get to this door that in Latin says, God stops here.
Which, um, no? Yeah, that was okay. Why is that allowed in a nunnery and a convent? That's what I mean.
That's what I mean. Well, I mean, I wasn't their choice. It was just that Abby just happened to be. They're like, hey, the real world is.
Yeah, they should just be, I just feel like, I don't know, a sign is very chill about it. Yeah. Hey, don't open this fucking door. Well, what do they have on Annabelle's door in real life?
Or just positively do not open. It'd be great. It'd be great if you wouldn't open this door. That's, you know, um, suggestion.
But yeah, it's like God doesn't. God ends here. God ends here. God who?
Nothing. Um, so they, okay, and already I'm confused. So they're going there to get a relic. And then like, it's the only thing that can save us.
Right, yeah, absolutely. One goes in, completely dark, no flashlight, nothing. And then it gets like attacked and we see her all bloody and she's the other nun that she's the last hope. The visual and like cinematic implication here is they've unleashed something.
Yeah. Well, because they were going to go get the relic to go seal up the rift that. The rift was down there. Um, I feel like, um, was it?
Yes. Right, that's what I thought too. Because we got in there because it's the portal to hell. That's what I thought too.
But then as we were talking about it, I was like, was it or was it just where they kept the relic? No, it definitely was. That's the thing. It's like the relic is down there and also the portal to hell.
And they're like this is the way to, but seemingly. Well, I guess they went to go get the relic to go clear the rift and then on the way to go get the relic, the demon was like, I guess the implication though seemed to be they've unleashed this demon, but they haven't. It's been chilling in there. Right.
But they have the demon come out of that room. It's just really poor visual storytelling. No, of course. I mean, maybe just if I was in the tree tricking and she was like, Hey, look over here.
And then like, right? Right. Catch a bitch. I know it's just not really.
The assumption is that Valak kills this nun. She's the nun and goes, I can fuck with that. It takes on the form of the nun. Well, she's victorious like, not, not Rudolph.
And she just is like, not if I'm dead. Yeah. You can have this soul, honey. So she hangs herself.
Yeah. And Valak's like, all right. I can't guess I can't. You got me, I guess.
Well, now I can't move out. Thanks. Yep. And her body's found by the French.
He's French Canadian. So the column. Oh, this whole thing. And the whole flirting.
Actually, there's more. He's just calling Maurice. He's a lazy. He's a lazy.
He's a lazy. No, this is such a just very predictable. So the Vatican here's what happens. They send this priest Father Burke and they're like, go get this.
Go get this nun. Yeah. He's quite quiet. Yeah.
And they're not going to say why. But she knows about stop. They posit it like she knows the area really well. Like she knows Romania.
Not so. But they get there and Tasia from Iga. A American accent. Mm-hmm.
First of all, Mary. Wow. That's it that he thought she had a British accent at first and she stopped doing it. I didn't even pick up on that.
No. So if she was even doing it, it was a very pretty. I think she was just a well-spoken girl that American die left. Although he finds her in London and never explained why she.
Like why you talk like that? Sister Moana. Moana. She has also.
I did. She also had an American accent. Sure. Don't try to justify it.
She's a very mean. She's talking about science and religion. She's like. She's like.
She's like. She's like. She's like the dead post sighting. She's like punk rat.
So like mother Abbess. Like I know she said like they're running dinosaurs. But like. They're our bitch.
Because I am one and then she kills all the children. Right. She has a little blast. I don't know.
She's like a little blast. I'm so sorry. Oh that's just her lady. Oh.
Cute. She's on me. They just keep her in the room. Yeah.
So she gets sent to Romania with this guy. Even though she's like I've never been to Romania. I don't know what that I've been talking about. And Fungberg's like.
You know the thing. God works in a serious way. He's like every movie with Christianity. And I mentioned that.
Which is like a way to be like. I know. God's like busy putting together someone's like. And they're like what?
I'm sorry. What are you talking about? I was making a teddy do. I found some orphan kittens.
I told you. Oh. Please be. Storm drain.
Oh no. So they go and they meet the abbe. No they get french. I'm sorry.
You're right. Me french. Me french. I don't know man.
Oh. Oh. I just. Oh you mean that?
I don't know. Oh he meets Tijia from Iga. We're going to call her. I just I'm sick of the very heteronormative agenda.
It's like I'm having a penis. I'm like a woman and she looks young and fertile. So better like who else would want to. You know what?
I would have enjoyed this movie the same level that I enjoyed it. I would say I would have loved it. I would have liked it. But I would have remained the same.
Yes. Sans. Any romantic. Winking.
Because I was just going to be a freaking nun. So we're like this is TikTok wasting time. Like nothing's going to happen here unless you're like. He sounded music surrounding the comment.
I mean it's not a movie spot. I'm just better about it. But what? I mean it's not not a movie spot.
Yeah you did not help. This is true. You heard of your first kids. Anyway they are.
Click clop. Click clop. He's like I'm like. Let's go find us.
He's like I better. And the razor next to the fries. Some nuns fly. Some nuns hang.
So stupid. What the fuck? Oh fucking hell. So yeah.
Oh. Frenchy put the nun in the ice box. Right as you do with all that things. But I know he's like I've been delivering vegetables for years.
And I figured you know. Oh I just realized something. What? That's stupid.
I was just like leave the food in the freezer. And I've never seen the nuns. They just come through the door and get the food. And it's not their anti-social.
But mally. Welcome back to what the fuck is going on with these nuns. I have a lot of questions. Anyway.
They find the key in her hands. Right. Oh the big scary thing. And this is kind of like is she sitting up in the ice box and he goes father there's something you should know.
He's being all coy. He's being all coy. He's like one chest hair. Oh yeah he's got one of those head me shirts.
You know it's open. What is that? Clavicle. It's just like I don't want to eat cereal.
Not of him. But like you know. I'm going to. I'm going to poop.
Nope. As an occurrence. I'm sorry. Please keep talking.
He goes father. And there's something you should know. I didn't leave her sitting out. She'll just lie down.
No no no. No no no no no. That's not cool. That's not cool.
It's like you're sitting up and your head was down. And like that was dead for days. Like rigor. Where is.
Was abundant. Um. Sorry. They got this spooky looking key out of her paws.
And they go into the abbey and they're like I don't see anyone. Where is she? Where is she? But that's every single nun individually.
Every single nun can do. Where is she? Oh my god. They're poking around.
Um. And all of a sudden Tages like hi. Hello. I'm sorry we intruded.
Okay. You just throw up and I thought it was going to be like a statue where like a body or something. But then all of a sudden this veiled nun starts going like. Hi.
So. Thank you for coming dead nun. That's crazy. I don't know her.
Yeah. Oh my god. It's just my eye. I always.
I don't know her. Um. But like she's so heavily veiled that you can't see her face which like no one finds alarming question mark. Is that a thing?
I don't know. I'm going to Google it. Yeah. Yeah.
Vail. Uh. It looks like it's not really a thing. Like just go home.
So yeah this nun is spooky looking like regardless of the body on your doorstep or not. She's not looking good. Oh and then there's still like fresh blood. Yes.
So they talked to this veil spooky. Yeah. And she's like here's the thing you should visiting hours are over. We're about to go to we're about to just stop talking.
We have this valve silence from the sun goes down. You can go hang. There's a visiting there's a visiting quarter though. You can go hang out there.
We're talking. Yeah. Good night. I mean I have a great night also.
We're not going to run into the food is kept. No. Um. Or even how to get to the residence.
Yeah. Don't worry. It's a huge place where you're fine. You use your use your.
Use your. Yeah. Follow your rosary. I don't know.
Oh. I'm in the same area. I'm in the same area. I'm in the same area.
Oh my god. This is kind of funny because he's like any protection and he rips it giant cross on the ground though. Somebody's grave. Yeah.
But I mean it's just kind of funny. It's just like it's funny. It's just like it's funny like we're leaving home. You know like we're going to be in there.
You know you laugh because you're like I can do that. I understand and I relate. Frenchy friendship. French me.
No. I'm sorry. I don't even like that. But then you brought up the bar later which I thought was funny.
That was funny. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're laughing.
Hanging out in their hotel room essentially no it's not She was a priest no he was a priest With the script ladies he wanted God she also money God what I'm sorry She hadn't taken yeah, that's not the thing. Um, she's a little bit. He just from you guys right? She's like not it not a whole nun.
She's like a no She's like a half. Yeah, she's half not none but none like oh, okay, Draydle. There's a drill joke here She's okay. I'm not gonna do it, but if you do she can you know like the deratal signs one of the none So She's not a full-down yet.
She's a person again. Thanks on the music thing. I think think Julie Anderson the beginning She's not a nun yet. Oh, we're right but she's still getting down the dirty.
She gets a play like a tower But she's like she's like on her way. She's on the nun path. She's young the path less none taken. No You know what some days So they're talking she's like well works like crazy just like a random bring up I exercise this boy in Daniel and I was like in a barn and like I was trying to get him out and like day Scary you just tied up and it was like wow I'm so tired.
I'm so tired. I'm like done. Yeah, I'm like done. Yeah, I'm And he's like I'm so sad about it.
I mean like okay I mean talking her dream and she's like it's so we're gonna get this dream and she's like she's in the Which is like creepy because like you're gonna die and then she's like yeah, but every time I dream And I would always think the same thing Mary. What he's a what's that and she went Mary leans the way Mary points the way I forgot it was that Look at me and she was like hmm. I don't know any friends they marry Yeah, I have an aunt Mary, but is that could be her I lost her fingers. Yeah, no she never points anymore.
Is it ironic? I don't know I'm not I don't know ironie Um, so yeah, I know I'm I think I saw it very loud. Yeah, that's that's no don't like that. I want to start doing that during movies Just just respond.
I don't like that No, not really like I actually scared for these that are dumb. Yeah That's it again. No, thank you. Can we fast forward?
I don't know Yeah, okay, so that night they're like we're some of the beds totally fine. There's like a spooky radio No one's gonna get right a radio that they get reception with anyway, don't worry about it Right. What's the weather going on? I think I think I would have a grub hub.
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's delivers. Thank you So So Bigger also like a demons like oh my god.
You should like maybe I'm Daniel. I don't know and just chroma Do these all yeah, and then he ends up running back at the it's like through this the abby It's of course huge of course no one knows we're going he ends up new that same cemetery where Frenchy was before and he sees the Someone's boogie happens and the ends up being very like ends up falling backwards in two graves Which is immediately sealed and the grave says here lies father Burke in English Don't worry about it, but you know, even though we saw latin writing before and it had a subtitle translation So they're not that's not something they can't do in this movie. They were just like we'd be very scary without reading Right, but they were easily like the whole thing with the bells on the girls and all the graves That's a big bell story bell here about where if you're actually very live you ring a little bell become good There's a lot of graves there with that which is fun I mean not the fun concept because that's like the fun like spooky like one of the Long-ask play doctor the play doctor That's like it's like it's like it's like those weird like they're the fabric of our history that are very Right, they're not necessarily scary back then, but now we're like oh boy That's fucking more bid. Yeah more you take those if you're dead kid fucking metal.
Yeah, that's my fucking model Hey, let's pose him anyway. Oh, so me do it for me. Oh, yeah He's there and he's ringing the bell can you ring my bell ring my bell and he's very alive He's like this is not ideal, but it's all filled up So it is it was kind of fun like it was just how he got there was like I remember being very catchy and like Like what does it demon? What kind of times does demon have the police shenanigans?
Just just kill them very symbolic. It's like not Tricks I have yeah, but it's another thing I have a little bit issue with I will see tonight about it. Yes, I will be calling the police the demon in this seems to be a demon that okay, okay So in the conjuring the conjuring to demons in those they're big kind of modus operandi is we're gonna scare people away Who can help or we're gonna scare people into thinking that this person is crazy and they'll leave us alone So we can take over this family this house this person whatever in this one It is not so clear what the I mean the motivations of the demon are if it's trickery if it delights in trickery and that's possible, but they never talk about that yeah It just like it just seems like exactly like a clever I'm a septeen and great like I mean I'm sorry cut ahead but like at the end of the movie and they're talking about this in The other time I talked about this movie The podcast listen to it. Oh, yeah, I talked about the nun for like all that I was like here's things Yeah, so like if you have the movie the voloc is like choking and drowning Irene It's like you're a fucking demon like why that is most human yeah response and like like I don't know you're better than this Yeah, exactly like maybe she just needs like a girl's name gets off a steambag so Irene makes up Wanders on a hallway No ends up in this small chapel and she sees a bunch of nuns praying and I which is interesting because she was told that They don't speak after sundown until suddenly so go to bed And she's hanging out in the spooky chapel and she sees the shadow of the nun rise and walk around the room What's the country to we've been also like how does Jesus look on a cruise?
Oh, he's without a hand fun That was fun. Yeah, easy, but sure right. I was like, I'll give you that. Jesus fucking head off.
Yeah Oh, um those abs that let's keep them obviously Mom's mom tattoo. Yeah Yeah, and so some time around and it appears behind her in a mirror and then it shatters and it grabs her It's very it made me jump. It's very jump scary like most movies jump scary. Yeah It's like your annoying friend would like fuck with you like stop right okay.
I get it jump scares in movies if they're thematically appropriate I'm for them right, but if they're just there because they're using an instinctual reaction to a loud noise like the human Savage oh, okay, man. Yeah, it's not that's not creative or exciting to me at all Fuck you. Fuck you. She turns around She's all the nuns are gone and the cross balls.
My big problem here is that Tisha from you guys not doing great in the scene I think she's generally fine She does this thing where she is really blank slatie like she'll just kind of like open her eyes and look around I also got to say no the performances will be good. Um nothing about this movie is really inspired I mean like I was Anyway, everyone was like, okay, like no one was you know, no one is a fault here, but yeah, so she's She's that and then she she's like that fucking suck. Then did you run true? She's the valvering inside she finds her she did a fucking she's a big so long and she's got behind me And then okay, so this is what I thought it's like he's in the coffin Oh my god, and he you hear stuff It was like kind of funny guessing how like a lighter like a lighter lighter which will burn up your oxygen so fast You will limit his life air in there.
That is very soon. So in a very very small box That's made of wood. No that comes on fire. You will die of smoke in lesion or burns.
Yeah, fuck take And so then like the none appears or it's like oh it's like it grabs in a hands grab You're here scratching around the other on the like same level He's on so it's not about the inside of him that's kind of yeah That's cool And then you the the nuns claw grabs his face and you see the face appear next to him But this face a little different to me it looks like it kind of like the demon faces in the exorcist Oh, that's really fast. So I like that because I love the exorcist I was like yes, but again like Tasia he sees this demon he goes whoa and then when he gets out of the grave in a second He doesn't say You know Like he's reading it together and then he looks into the coffin that he was just buried in and there's like books on the occult There's how many books in the Skeleton and it's like well so wasn't it with the books that he was then reading to look at what's not so it's like Yeah, the demon like a mahint. Yeah, like are you fucking kidding me? But the other thing so I can't to jump ahead.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the whole walk home back. Oh my god I know I can't really like we could just record that um the contrary to You're a firmie Gonna feets vollek by saying the demons name she says vollek and then she sends him back to hell She curses him back to hell because she has the power of his name or her name. I don't know its name It's very very He says yes because of my name in this movie he says vollek and that starts to get the demon going seemingly like kicking it up a notch So the rules of the game have changed. I don't know maybe by the time country to happen.
It's like what mama What do you want? I'm gonna listen not great person We're like we're cool to look at and like interesting and then it would just be like okay. Well that was Kind of boring a lot of unfulfilled potential. It's just uh it doesn't go anywhere Yeah, so okay the next day Irene's like here's how time do a little detective work while Burke is reading the books I mean finds the other nuns in the Abbey.
They're all young hot nuns. Oh, they are making out. Yeah sexy tongues of layah in Yeah, it's one non sister. Oh, Anna.
Oh, Anna. Oh, no, I'm not the young. It's a little bit hard She also American accent. Oh, don't know why who tells her the backstory of the abby's history Yes, so it was built originally as a castle by a Duke who was like really into the occult He was like the face that everybody goes there like high school, but like he was too old All right, it's not just right all the time.
I'm looking at several curtains that have skulls in them. Yep, in terms of Boy, it's so convoluted the Duke is like I'm gonna sum this demon through a portal to hell Yeah, I made my floor right. It's my stone floor He breaks it to get a demon from hell as seemingly as the demon is rising out of the pit That's exactly when the Knights of the church burst in the K there be first one off Yeah, they're um, yeah, they are burst inside arrest the Duke Seal up the rift with an artifact containing the actual blood of Jesus Christ I can't my audience went huh. I'm not kidding.
There was a noise of Where they get there's a limit of why what what do you think when Jesus was up in that crucifix? Who the fuck was getting that blood who got the top where I was like Yeah, can we just and the Romans like that's fine. You can collect with blood I have like I haven't made Donald's cup. Can I just stick it up there and stop here's in the side?
Just a little one like or yeah, where did you get this? Yeah, I don't know they got it like enough to like, you know put in a little thing enough that they felt the need this is a good Yeah, I guess it portal to hell is like the time to use it Yeah, I guess it's like oh this is the whole reason we did keep it But it's just it was just yeah, I was on board I was like kind of on board and one foot on the boat But I wasn't see this is where some movie that would have an artifact containing the blood of Jesus Christ Should be like off the walls crazy like movie and this was not it was very like serious This is no Indiana Jones, baby. I'm I just googled blood of Jesus artifact apparently there are a few relics Supposedly continue the blood of Christ. Oh, I'm into it.
Look at it actually I didn't know That's crazy But like how After being whipped after being dragged like there wasn't even that much blood coming out of the waiting Yeah, but like the time he was like so someone was like how to follow him at some points. Okay, so they still have to the thing And then turn okay again confusing they either Turn it into an abbey because they thought that'd be the best way to protect this rift or just bad city planning or they're like Well, we have a castle you like you know right now the nuns Yeah, I only know But then like so they're think it's cool, but then I guess who's coming through buzzing through your ceiling Hitler hey bitch What is that surprise bitch? It's like the rocket So Romania was attacked in World War II in the movie even though I'm really there neutral not that means you're not gonna get attacked But just like I don't know it seemed very like well the audience knows World War II. It's true I didn't even question it.
Yes ignorant. I just knew never was gonna book up So the bombs from World War II opened up the rift and let it even out which like that's all I think it's beer the best part about this though sister want to tell the story it is edited so quickly and it escalates so fast Yeah, so we sealed the tune with them. Oh good thing is they've been praying non-stop. Oh, that's not exactly one non-praying It's um basically um the ritual of adoration is the only way to keep this place holy and keep the dean of a all times So at all times very like it's very two of the unknown soldier like there's always somebody watching guard in the chapel and praying yes All the time like don't stop praying no matter who sets up on you no matter what Don't stop she's telling the story and she goes she's talking We sealed the rift with the blood of Jesus Christ and in the bombs of World War II came in blue it up and that's Right so quickly and it was insane.
I wish the whole movie had this kind of tone, but it does not Yeah, I do not have any very quickly. So we don't know that we're like okay I guess that makes sense and then as this happens Burgers ring about the like and he's like oh my god. That's crazy. It's like oh So this very there's like a snake carved into its chair Yes, you see a snake snake Later you were mentioning during the conning to the Volus called the marquee of snakes the MC hammer of snakes right yeah, um great So I ran praying with the girls Well they find the abbyser's been dead the whole time obviously It was like a zombie like I spent money on this thing anyway I So Irene yeah, she's joined a group of nuns who are freaking out because Valak has attacked her Oh, she goes down into the catacombs Oh when she goes down into like the entrance to the door that says got in here and Valak attacks her he makes the room like flip over It's very fast.
It's not very great But system one is like oh no we have to pray right now So they go to a chapel and all the nuns are in a circle praying around here They're like don't stop praying no matter what you see Valak comes and um throw some nuns around oh also there's a nun's dead body and they are not clear if that was the nun that was Last praying it's actually sister Wanna. Yeah, which is like how did that go fast? What like yeah? Don't stop praying about what you see the nuns are getting thrown around finally Frenchie and Burke Let's try open the door right it's been sealed shut she's like thank god you're here and they go She's even praying this whole time and they go we There's no nuns Have so many problems with this it was ever so like okay, okay fine I can get on board with that the nun then who's that and then they were just by who that body was the body was really old All of a sudden and then it just started like trying to bite them right there A rabbit dog and I thought it was a dog that was Frenchy shoots it Frenchy shoots the nun but was on fire Oh, right.
She was like fine. Oh right. They're gonna cross on its face and let on fire That's kind of cool fact. See we'll see the cross melt a little bit and he shoots that fucking nun maybe left He shot the funny nun talk to me.
So many problems with these nuns not existing So why did okay, so so assuming leave these nuns were a trick played by the demon again, right? Baby why why did Valak? Let these nuns tell the backstory of the place I was saying give away your shit again That was saying he thinks it was yeah cuz it's that that'd be like the sequel or like the pairing to just finding the books in the body I like it exactly that maybe this is one of her visions the whole time But they'll be mostly when she was sleeping yeah, but that's not really cool interesting aspect and if that is the case that was not clear I don't think it was that was a bad She was like like really in tune with like you know that the nuns who'd passed and like it was just like being where they were In feeling their energy, but like it doesn't what it was what it was So they're like we got to get that blood we got to get that G So it's like they realize that the nun the hanger self did it so that valak would not have a vessel to possess again Yeah, no where to go no car to take to Whatever the valak is still here. You know like didn't do anything Idea is that it was its interaction that valak had with Frenchie embedded itself into him somehow and then he Yeah, I thought that's what you know, I mean the none that killed herself in the beginning like valak I was for not yeah, seemingly yeah Yeah, which is like awkward is like so she didn't have to do that We can't event her death anyway like yeah Also back at this poor girl who like died like her like corpse is like evil and mean like kind of bite them yeah What they realize they need to get the blood Jesus Christ So It is very very hard So they go down right because they go down and they're like this room.
What is it? Oh, there's a statue of Mary and there's a light leaving off of her finger They didn't even let Tasia find her own like destiny like she's not on this He's it and they're like what does it mean and she goes Mary points the way she sees it goes What does that mean down name and he goes Mary points the way which we've been given this information And still didn't even know what it meant so it's ostensibly according to the movie if the men weren't there to tell stupid little Tasia What to do her visions would have been wasted on her. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, no, no So yeah, that was already such a stupid fucking device anyway, yeah, they put the key that the none that killed herself is holding into the Mary's earhole.
Sorry into the wall where Mary's pointing I'm like they put the key into his shape like Jesus. It's like a little prospects little and in there It's the blood of Christ It's like in a gatory bottle so again It's like I'm also implying that this is like her destiny was to like get this shit together But like what I mean that I'm not gonna board with it's the fact that she wasn't allowed to discover For a reason yeah, it wasn't a discover herself and it's like so she was always destined to get choked out by a demon But maybe kill it. I guess that's why I mean I think the movie posits essentially that the reason the Vatican pictures because She has these visions, right? They play it like she knows they are really well She's been there many times she wrote through the map she out on the way all the three just tell her to say that she's not visions I don't know she's gonna play poker and they play poker on the room.
Yeah, she speaks none. I don't know She speaks no, no, oh she also is like I don't think my vows right now. So they do it. Okay, I'm glad to get much.
She goes I want to go to my house just time and place we read the room. I love you know, I love saying that Read it check it with everybody There's like we saw it's her vows next to a dead corpse of a flaming nun that was shot Yeah after she was just in a room where she saw like women getting thrown across the room real or not Or did she like still like when you be a little bit traumatized? They're all dead. Yeah, so okay.
They're like let's go to the basement to defeat Girl to booty hole they find the Red So they go down to the basement because they're like we gotta seal the rift And they split up which is so fucking stupid Tisha gets like captured essentially and again damsel in distress she is in this room full of people in Like white garments It's none's like the novitiate out hits right and they have bags on their head their bloody which is the same thing right It's the same thing that the occult loving Duke had around the rift to like as like sacrifices They had the same looking bodies But Frenchy goes in this room and there's a ton of them. They're all standing there. Spooky image Yeah, and she and he hears Frenchy help me like a whisper fun He even goes of course like it's gotta be this It was funny the moment because they're just like okay, okay, this could work like maybe this There's hope here like that's gonna be kind of fun and then she's like over It was her over a pentecranling over like in Michael Jackson smooth criminal music video Which was fun? But also once he gets through the crowd of people with their bags on their head and he sees Tasia They're like okay, so it's a taser taisa.
I've been to Tasia. It might be tight I just caught that and I was like They all just leave once he finds her yeah, oh we played our part now we left She's possessed here. She's temporarily possessed and like throws him with her mind or something or she does throw him somewhere Something happens she says something like I'm right. There's no stupid.
I'm so many She's like oh just everybody else your piece of shit Where she's like a dumb Frenchman and he goes French Canadian. Yeah, and then I asshole exploded I think it was like you're she was like trying to that thing where the demon was trying like say something to make him emotionally vulnerable And like and he takes the blood of Christ Like I can't say that you don't get to save it. You don't know what you need. Oh, I forgot the dumbest part of the movie I'm French Canadian when she's called a French shop So when they find the blood of Christ the priest they're looking at it and it in wonder and French He goes holy shit, and the priest goes the holiest fuck everything.
It's a bad line Do you think in that moment God wept Jesus He showed up just to be like absolutely not volus attacking for Tasia in a lake Girl, oh yeah, we love by your Bonnie honey, yeah Bonnie air to play that on she's great. She's very good. She's doing this again Oh, also the the Marquis makes bollock priest is naked one point in a bit the priest But then when we see the eye later, he says a small little cut I should be falling out of your face and like it to be dangling out of your head on the string and then smacking him in the face So eventually Volike is choking Tasia Again choking your demon you can rip her in some of her creative. Yeah drowning her and Her lame white I mean unless they were trying to make it appear like oh she just died by drowning but like no who cares I don't want that.
No, you know, whatever you want your demon Yeah, and you're the more remaining and no one's gonna find out Tasia is holding the blood of Christ Lifts it out of the water so like she's a demon and the demon grabs it and sees that it's cracked and the actual cross That's inside the vial which contained the blood is done. It's cool. That's cool Well, the proper creative is yes, I agree The demon lifts her out of the water like what the fuck what does she do? Can't do too.
It's little to you. She's a lot of Christ. She put in her mouth all of it There's none left in the demon's face and it is shot to camera So she essentially spits in our face also in slow motion Can we get a whole like side story like what that's when you do now that like blood of Christ was like in her mouth She's a nun so it's fine. She's like She's like She's like live forever.
Does she have tennis now? Like it's a certain user Does she have time to follow it? I know now she's invincible. It's like we get the star in Mario.
Oh, sorry Mario. That's a scar So the ball is repeated to the Oh, wait, oh my god, she's wait. Oh, there's some part where she's like he's getting her CPR Mouse to mouth. Oh, yeah, she gets to get out of the water.
I don't think it even invented the Maybe just in stage will I don't know he's like I just breathe in your mouth holes in my lap Frenchy does mouth to mouth and she goes back to life and he goes it's called the kiss of life It's not it's just a kiss. It's not a kiss. It's not a kiss. Oh Oh my god, well, they did it.
Oh god, I was afraid they really would just bang she was like Jesus will forgive me I killed a demon Seriously, you might want to cockass like you like oh, I'm like giving my five people going down the street You're like what's your day you gave birth. That's not even that impressive Wow you gave life. Okay. Well, I took away a fucking bitch.
I'm sorry. Oh, there's no table at this restaurant Do you know the fuck I am? Yeah, I'm not in this club. Check the registration again for sister Irene Check it.
It's all remaining. I don't know what you're saying right. They're like one. Yeah, all right No, she's remaining club.
So okay, oh so they're leaving everything's fine, but He's like I know he's like my real name is And she's like crazy old Mary's he's like not young saying So he's grabbing the back of his neck like how we as the audience see a little raised cross upside down appear Hello under his skin much like Flash forward to the contrary one where we're seeing a little video recording like we do in that movie of them performing an exorcism on This guy and again across appears in his body This is the important exorcism where supposedly Vera from his character something so scary that she had like lockers up away for eight days Which end up being the vision of Patrick Wilson's death. Yes They've restructured it. Yes. So now this person being being exercised is the actor playing Frenchie.
Yes. He doesn't quite look like him He's sorry little skinnier like not the same person. Yeah, I mean like they did a good They were they had a creative That's a French Canadian farmer third grade education can read both Latin all of a sudden So essentially this movie exists to shoehorn this character as a new vessel of bollock, which makes everything they did pointless They said all that blood of Christ Seriously, it's literally it's literally hit it he hopped over to Frenchie Hippa-dubit There was more shit right now like volx name was supposedly written in a couple places. I really Do you have a scary part of the movie I Mean oh wait, I will say the part where I laughed I was like get with that this is dumb was when it's the final showdown there in the water and volak is underwater And then she rises up.
Oh Yeah, volak rose as a water by herself is very Really and it was very like I'm here That I like the scene in the hallway was stupid like where she gets like tackled by a witch I could just oh yeah We see a habit walking behind her own point with no none in Spooky image, but yeah, it was like sister right this way where the fuck she says and then Whatever and then like she gets tackled now. Just like this is dumb so many times the movie volak slams into somebody and like roars With her teeth out. It's not scary. It's just not it's just like whoa I got to eat like me what's my business line?
Listen But to your question I mean they were jump scares I just really wasn't like there's nothing that I walked away from I was like wow that like I was freaked out Like I was just like meh I'm fine. My scare. I there's one part that I went okay cool Yeah, why don't remember tell me tell me I don't remember exactly what it is I think it's the night after she's talked to sister Lana for the first time and gotten the backstory Okay, Tasia wakes up because she hears somebody in her room and she sees what looks like the nun that's always praying in the chapel Okay, but in her room and she's muttering and praying and swaying and we cut to a shot near the nun facing Tasia in her bed Mm-hmm. I should get out of bed and we slowly in the background the camera doesn't move at all Nothing brings attention to this there's no music you or anything We see the cross above her bed turn upside down very slowly fun fun because it was done with restraint and care and Actual suspense was in mind when they did this the one part of me maybe go okay.
Was this the same character as any of the other? No, okay, yeah, it was just I mean granted I saw when it came out which it's like been a few weeks and I've just honestly just don't really remember I'm sure the moments that didn't make me jump and there were moments where I was like okay Like the moment when we're in the at the mini baby church or whatever are they praying and she's in the middle and there's all the Nines around her there's like an overhead shot. Yeah, that was pretty good He's in the white in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle in their own black around her when they're praying because my like attack It's but like I also and like there are months when like the door to the creepy section opened up and it's like all There's like I'm nice in the right terms like those archways are like kind of pointy shaped candles like Good like I feel like I was like trying to find things right right just desperately yeah when it was just fine I might cut this out, but after the movie was even scarier than actually so Zach and I are walking home And It's late. We saw like a clock show so we got around 10 30 because pre-use and stuff and we're walking home.
It's dark And what does this building and we see outside of it this older lady in front of us like shuffling along in the same direction We're going okay, and then when she hears us talking We're talking to movie were laughing or being loud Yeah, she kind of pulled off the sidewalk into the grass mix of sidewalk and turned around to face us and stood there watching Still and so I noticed it but I didn't want to note let her know that we know that she's not just kept talking loudly Walking walk past her you pass her she turns around starts following us So she's so slow and then we like out walk her I go Oh my god, so we walk up and we keep walking and then she's gonna be all passes going the other way I ran a person and she's not falling us. Oh, she just all that or I don't know Look back really no, we keep walking a little further in front of us is an old man who is walking backwards No, he's facing the same direction that we're going is walking backwards And he has what looks like around his leg It's kind of like rubber bands that they have at like gyms and stuff for Resistance training. Yeah, I'm just a man He's walking backwards so slowly, but he's so old and it's really late on a weekday night Yeah, walking backwards with this thing around his leg where it doesn't have a sound hill It was where are you this happening? Like which is like low leg feel careful sir fucking weird walking because walking backwards so slowly and it was really weird we passed behind him I hate that like walk as fast as to exactly what's going on We get to the end of the block we turn around.
He is fucking gone He's gone and he was walking so slowly with a hindrance. Yeah, rubber band around his legs. He got a book out of there I know what the fuck was happening all this to say this is always scary than the none. No, I'm more captivated by that Yeah bizarre that's really honest.
I would have fucking read out. Well, I'll have none of that I have none of that. Thank you very much if it's like free on TV watch and if you like dumb scary watch it It wasn't boring. I'll say that it definitely like, you know, I had reactions to things I think it's still better than the first and they'll know we wish I think it's truly boring That's the biggest in a movie in the committee is being boring.
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