The Offensive Preseason Receipt Sheet | All-Americans We'll Brag About (or Deny) in December

What does a real All-American roster look like before the hype machine takes over? Brien and AV go position-by-position to name their Preseason All-American Offense — complete with bold predictions, NFL comps, underrated names, and no-BS takes that'll make you question the polls. Inside the war room: Why Jeremiah Smith is the best player in college football, period The Clemson wide receiver room no one's talking about Why DJ Lagway, LaNorris Sellers, and Julian Sayin are about to break out The two-headed monster at Penn State and a Missouri transfer to watch Offensive linemen that don't just block — they maul Is Zachariah Branch hype or helium? And why Nyck Harbor might be a cheat code From household names to future stars, this is the offensive blueprint for 2025 — straight from the Couch Coach Nation scouting desk. Next episode: We flip to defense. Stay tuned. This is Complete BS.