The Official LoserCast Intro/Trailer

WELCOME TO LOSERCAST, THE SHOW WHERE WE PROUDLY SPOTLIGHT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LOSERS PAST, PRESENT, AND OTHERWISE. EVERY WEEK, THE HOSTS (AND WHATEVER BRAVE GUESTS JOIN US) BRING A NOMINEE THEY BELIEVE DESERVES THE CROWN OF BIGGEST LOSER. THEY'LL HYPE THEIR PICK, TRASH EVERYONE ELSE'S, AND BATTLE IT OUT UNTIL ONLY ONE LOSER STANDS.AT THE END OF EACH EPISODE, LIVE VIEWERS AND THE FINE FOLKS ON X WILL VOTE, AND THOSE RESULTS KICK OFF THE NEXT SHOW AS WE UPDATE THE OFFICIAL LOSER BOARD, ALL LEADING TO THE END-OF-YEAR LOSEROFF, WHERE CHAMPIONS OF FAILURE COLLIDE.CHOOSE ANYONE YOU WANT. MODERN CELEBRITY? ANCIENT EMPEROR? RANDOM GUY WHO CUT YOUOFF IN TRAFFIC? IF YOU CAN ARGUE YOUR LOSER BETTER THAN THE REST, ANYTHING GOES.