the one about gogo dancers, bad brow mishaps, the year 3000, and keeping a cheeseburger in your purse...

"Nobody's gonna remember this spotlight gig." These two Eastside Sisters make up all kinds of new names for everyone and everywhere in this city as they spill some messy tea without getting in too much trouble. "We do not consider ourselves to be conspiracy theorists because all of our conspiracies are true." Hard truths, hot makeup tips, and a stream of stoner consciousness that's instantly iconic. Join us for purge night pre-drinks. "I may have told too many people about the white stuff." If you heard your name you heard us wrong.