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EPISODE · Mar 8, 2026 · 17 MIN

The One Stars, Episode 5: No Magic or Cats Allowed

from STITCHES · host Jeremy Ellett

The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed  [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020] NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both. This episode includes reviews of: Beach Trip. Clothes Iron. Cat Bed. Apartment Complex. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Ariel Hack as Angelica. Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach' Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed' PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex' Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron' CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Serenity by Prod Riddiman. The Crown by Prod Riddiman. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Waves by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed  [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020] NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both. This episode includes reviews of: Beach Trip. Clothes Iron. Cat Bed. Apartment Complex. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Ariel Hack as Angelica. Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach' Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed' PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex' Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron' CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Serenity by Prod Riddiman. The Crown by Prod Riddiman. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Waves by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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