The One That Made Headlines

Extra! Extra! Read all about it — Chaos with Kori makes headlines in the most unhinged season finale yet.Join me for a live “breaking news” report covering the suspicious knock that shook the neighborhood, a fried egg sighting, Boobert 2.0.Witness statements claim I was bejeweled, muttering about friendship bracelets, and smiling like someone who knows exactly who’s afraid of little old me.From pantry hurricanes to roach races, it’s a night so sparkling you might want to stay in your lavender haze.With a police report quote you won’t forget, a last-known sighting that includes a teal case with an orange ghost, and a sign-off you’ll remember all too well… this isn’t just news, it’s chaos.See you in the next era.Kori