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  On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy with a McLovin license plate that tried to run from the cops, a NJ custodian that soiled an entire cafeteria, and people pooping while waiting in line for the rides at Disney. Gross. We ran through a list of ways you can add six years to your life, and during Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a deer that jumped over two cars in a guy's driveway & landed on his truck that he was trying to sell, another deer that crashed into a lingerie shop, and a dumbass tourist that heckled an elk & lost! We read some fun facts about the movie "Elf" on it's 20th anniversary, and we talked about how much money the OnlyFans teacher made in just six months of doing online porn. Plus, a very funny video of Hulk Hogan that made it sound like he was trying to summon a demon during our "Friggin' Sports" on Wednesday. On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a bear that ate a family's UberEats delivery, a VERY angry man who shot fireworks at a helicopter carrying some newlyweds, and a moron named Kevin who confessed his crimes to his Uber driver. We discussed the new "Dress" pic that showed a woman's arms in three different positions in the same photo, and tried to determine if a poem created to make you happy actually worked. On Thurdsday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman that was killed by an elk, a tuba player that punched a heckler in the face & didn't miss a beat, and a woman that gave birth to a FOURTEEN pound baby! On Friday, we gave you some tips for being happy in the morning, and played a game of "Who'd You Rather". Plus, we discussed some ways you can be more impactful for Veteran's Day, and gave you a new list of things to do in & around River City this weekend. On Friday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about Pumpkin the Bear, a man who robbed someone while wearing three live parrots, and an old-school karaoke DJ who LOST IT on a couple of singers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.