The one with noodle bowls

After a short, holiday week…we were back in the studio for a full five days this week. We started with the Monday Morning Throwback, our interview with John Steers from 2012. We also had another "Karen of the Day", as a woman peed right in front of everyone else on a plane. During Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a driver in California who had a forged license plate, a $1 burrito night that made everyone sick, a #FloridaWoman who was found hiding in a couch, and a woman who got arrested and was very concerned about her sex toy being taken away. Have you heard about the "Calendar Method" to declutter your home? We discussed that on Tuesday morning, along with the two cross-country skiers who had their penises frozen during a recent race in the Arctic Circle. During Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about 12 year old who stole a forklift & led cops on an hour-long chase, a man who stole beer TWICE in one day…and popped open a can when the cops showed up, a guy who got arrested with a gun tucked in between his butt cheeks, and some ranchers who got busted bleaching penises on their neighbor's cows. On Hump Day, Brian shared a hack to help save money while online shopping, and then ranted about his wife's obsession with noodle bowls. Also on Wednesday, we addressed the Corey Perry rumors surrounding the former Chicago Blackhawk. In Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who found someone's fingertip in her salad, a #FloridaWoman who stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with a needle after he looked at another woman, a Vietnamese man who had a pair of chopsticks lodged in his nose for FIVE MONTHS, and some customs agents in Minneapolis who seized a bunch of syringes that were filled with an alleged vagina-tightening gel. On the final day of November, we gave you a list of things to look forward to in December, and totaled up the cost of all the gifts in the "12 Days of Christmas" song(it's a lot). Also on Thursday, we asked the question, "Can farts burn calories"? During Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about political kinks, a lawyer who was suspended after getting caught throwing Pringles cans filled with his own poop into crowds of people, and a guy in a Grinch suit that was trying to ruin Christmas for a bunch of kids at an elementary school. On Friday, we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & Around River City, and Brian talked about stealing Xmas decorations when he was in his 20's. On Friday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a former KFC employee who shot a former coworker in the face, a man who got shot in the head because he wouldn't share his chips, a #FloridaMan who had some serious rage over a parking spot, and a man's smart toilet that burst into flames. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.