The Orphan Olympics

Intro song #24, Who will be the hero of Earth? The giant bed of dicks, Violet's Mother is now a deer, Why is our show so bad? We have a contest to see who's mother died more tragically, Violet, Sara or Jeremy? We also talk about the upcoming sitcom "my three dead moms," Memories of childhood sniper practice, The Legend of Willy's dong, Memories of childhood grave robbing. We call the "Victims of Immigrant Crime bla bla bla" line to report a giant Egyptian deity fucking it's way through the dawn itself, but instead we find out that Jeremy is a coward.