The Ostrich Report AKA: The Marketplace Podcast with Vinny and Hendrik week 3

Here’s your self-deprecating, hilarious LinkedIn post for The Ostrich Report – Episode 3, complete with a grovel for sponsors and a nostalgic teaser for eBay in Episode 4:🚨 The Ostrich Report: Episode 3 is out now! 🚨🎙️ Starring: Two ecommerce nerds with more opinions than hair—Me and Hendrik Laubscher.This week we tackle checks notes … whatever we felt like talking about for 25 minutes before running out of coffee and credibility.✨ What’s inside? ✨Lukewarm takes on TikTok ShopAudible sighs about AmazonSome borderline slander (lawyers, let’s chat)And a moment of silence for our career prospects📉 We are now 3 episodes deep and dangerously close to becoming LinkedIn’s version of Wayne’s World—but with worse lighting and more ecommerce charts.But wait… Episode 4 is our love letter to eBay.Our first ecommerce crush. The original garage sale of the internet. The reason we still sort our socks by “Buy It Now.”💔 She ghosted us for years… but we’re ready to talk.🧾 We’re also now actively (and shamelessly) looking for sponsors.Do you sell a B2B SaaS product that automates literally anything?Do you have a newsletter with fewer subscribers than us?Do you own a fax machine and want to see it on camera?We’ll partner with you. Just DM us before our parents make us get real jobs.👇 Watch Episode 3 below and subscribe before we get shadowbanned by Shopify:#TheOstrichReport #ecommerce #marketplaces #eBay #sponsorusplz #B2Bdesperation