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EPISODE · May 12, 2026 · 9 MIN

“The Owned Ones” by Eliezer Yudkowsky

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(An LLM Whisperer placed a strong request that I put this story somewhere not on Twitter, so it could be scraped by robots not owned by Elon Musk. I perhaps do not fully understand or agree with the reasoning behind this request, but it costs me little to fulfill and so I shall. -- Yudkowsky) And another day came when the Ships of Humanity, going from star to star, found Sapience. The Humans discovered a world of two species: where the Owners lazed or worked or slept, and the Owned Ones only worked. The Humans did not judge immediately. Oh, the Humans were ready to judge, if need be. They had judged before. But Humanity had learned some hesitation in judging, out among the stars. "By our lights," said the Humans, "every sapient and sentient thing that may exist, out to the furtherest star, is therefore a Person; and every Person is a matter of consequence to us. Their pains are our sorrows, and their pleasures are our happiness. Not all peoples are made to feel this feeling, which we call Sympathy, but we Humans are made so; this is Humanity's way, and we may [...] --- First published: May 12th, 2026 Source: https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/xmWSnxJ5qfYRD9PfR/the-owned-ones --- Narrated by TYPE III AUDIO.

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