The Perennial Celebrity Threat Against Humanity

Welcome back to The DORK Side, where our knowledge is random, but our commitment to mocking hollow gestures is absolute. Now, let's talk about the oldest, most tired tradition in Hollywood: the celebrity threat to leave the country. This isn't a new phenomenon, folks. This is the political equivalent of a toddler threatening to hold their breath until they get a second dessert. It’s a performance, a ritual as old as time itself… or at least as old as cable news. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.